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June 26, 2009

Coolest Shit Ever: The Peanuts Dance To Led Zeppelin Covering Eddie Cochran’s “C’mon Everybody”

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We’re getting back on track, Youdopia. I just saw the trailer for Zombieland, and I think it’s going to be a great summer. Ok. Someone made a nice video of the Peanuts dancing, and synced it to what to my ears sounds like the 1/9/70 Royal Albert Hall multitrack of Led Zeppelin performing C’mon Everybody, the Eddie Cochran song. The video is cute because it fits, and the song is good because it’s a hale and hearty (and super tight) Led Zeppelin. Their music is teh awesome. Why is it the coolest shit ever? Well, because it’s Led Zeppelin, and a well done Peanuts homage… and I mentioned zombies. Trifecta.

That Which You Fear The Most Can Meet You Halfway

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Hi, Youdopia. I’m spending a brief moment, Friday evening, green and happy, listening to a lecture by Gnostic scholar Stephan Hoeller regarding the gnostic elements of Philip K Dick. Good stuff, if you’re interested. If not, it’s audio waterboarding. Talk about dry. Hoeller makes Joseph Campbell sound like Sam Kinison. Hoeller even has a Hogan’s Heroes german accent. It’s really good stuff, just … drrrrrrrrrrrrrry.

I want to play a videogame. I think I will tonight.  I crave fun. The poetic soul is, by its nature, gnostic.

June 10, 2009

Coolest Shit Ever: Lou Reed Singing Fly Into The Sun

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I have been on a bit of a Lou Reed kick lately. Today it is the album New Sensations. My favorite song from that album is Fly Into The Sun.  It’s a lovely piece of music, simple and eloquent, like Lou can be at his best. Lou Reed is pretty amazing, and this song is definitely the Coolest Thing Ever.

June 6, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: Literal Version Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Thanks to Television Sux)

Well, Youdopia, it’s a new era. Life goes on, regardless of intent or circumstance. The wheel keeps turning. Television Sux is a blog run by my oldest friend. This video made me laugh at a time when laughter usually is accompanied by a coppery taste. Thank you, my friend. Yes, this is the Funniest Shit Ever.

The Future’s Uncertain. The End Is Always Near. Et Tu?

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May 31, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: Conan O’Brien Does The Song Remains The Same. Led Zeppelin Shudder

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I’ve seen this a million times, Youdopia, but I realize that many of you have not. It’s from the old Andy Richter days on the Conan O’Brien show.  Conan, Max, Andy, and the prop dude perform Led Zeppelin’s Dazed and Confused a la The Song Remains The Same.  By this I mean that all the ridiculous fantasy sequences and all that, from the movie, are represented here as well. If you’ve ever gotten wasted and gone to a midnight showing of The Song Remains The Same, or if you’re a Zeppelin fan, this will make you giggle, thus making it the Funniest Shit Ever. The even have the Jimmy Page bow solo.

May 25, 2009

I Miss Tripping

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May 23, 2009

President Obama Answers Some Tough Questions With Candor And A Touch Of Humor

Filed under: fnord, sadhana and dharma, wisdom — Tags: , , , — admin @ 1:07 pm

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I cut/pasted the below text straight from Drudgereport. I love the frankness and the obvious intelligence of Obama. I especially like how he answered the last question. He’s cool dude, and he’s from Chicago, so you know he’s crooked.

In a sobering holiday interview with C-SPAN, President Obama boldly told Americans: “We are out of money.”

C-SPAN host Steve Scully broke from a meek Washington press corps with probing questions for the new president.

SCULLY: You know the numbers, $1.7 trillion debt, a national deficit of $11 trillion. At what point do we run out of money?

OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating in deep deficits, not caused by any decisions we’ve made on health care so far. This is a consequence of the crisis that we’ve seen and in fact our failure to make some good decisions on health care over the last several decades.

So we’ve got a short-term problem, which is we had to spend a lot of money to salvage our financial system, we had to deal with the auto companies, a huge recession which drains tax revenue at the same time it’s putting more pressure on governments to provide unemployment insurance or make sure that food stamps are available for people who have been laid off.

So we have a short-term problem and we also have a long-term problem. The short-term problem is dwarfed by the long-term problem. And the long-term problem is Medicaid and Medicare. If we don’t reduce long-term health care inflation substantially, we can’t get control of the deficit.

So, one option is just to do nothing. We say, well, it’s too expensive for us to make some short-term investments in health care. We can’t afford it. We’ve got this big deficit. Let’s just keep the health care system that we’ve got now.

Along that trajectory, we will see health care cost as an overall share of our federal spending grow and grow and grow and grow until essentially it consumes everything…

SCULLY: When you see GM though as “Government Motors,” you’re reaction?

OBAMA: Well, you know – look we are trying to help an auto industry that is going through a combination of bad decision making over many years and an unprecedented crisis or at least a crisis we haven’t seen since the 1930’s. And you know the economy is going to bounce back and we want to get out of the business of helping auto companies as quickly as we can. I have got more enough to do without that. In the same way that I want to get out of the business of helping banks, but we have to make some strategic decisions about strategic industries…

SCULLY: States like California in desperate financial situation, will you be forced to bail out the states?

OBAMA: No. I think that what you’re seeing in states is that anytime you got a severe recession like this, as I said before, their demands on services are higher. So, they are sending more money out. At the same time, they’re bringing less tax revenue in. And that’s a painful adjustment, what we’re going end up seeing is lot of states making very difficult choices there…

SCULLY: William Howard Taft served on the court after his presidency, would you have any interest in being on the Supreme Court?

OBAMA: You know, I am not sure that I could get through Senate confirmation… (That’s why I love this guy. He’s smart and funny.)


May 22, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: Jon Stewart Pwns The Auto Industry. Thanks Consumerist!

Well, Youdopia, this is a quicky, but it’s still the Funniest Shit Ever. Well, kind of angry, but funny. Jon Stewart censures the Auto Makers to “Be A Fucking Person!” Humor is truth, sometimes.  I saw this on The Daily Show, but I found the video while reading The Consumerist. You should read it too. It’s awesome.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c
Be a F@#king Person – Dealer or No Dealer
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May 21, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: Advanced Cat Yodeling. Lolcats Unite.

Filed under: fnord, funniest shit ever, humor — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 8:10 pm

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This is the Funniest Shit Ever, I swear, Youdopia! Advanced Cat Yodeling. I have featured these guys before, and it’s because they’re hilarious. Humor is good for the soul, and nothing is funnier than annoying a cat. Not too much, but just enough to pay the fuckers back. :) Enjoy.

May 17, 2009

Ain’t It Just Like The Night To Play Tricks When You’re Trying To Be So Quiet?

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This song has been rolling around my head this weekend, Youdopia. I love me some Bob Dylan, and this particular version is off the Biograph Box Set, which I purchased on Vinyl from Lechmere in 1985… to impress a girl. However, the music is awesome, so it was worthwhile. Visions of Johanna resonates with me on many levels. First, it’s a beautiful song. Second it’s a brilliant song. Third, it’s a sad song. The lyrics touch my soul, and I can close my eyes and lose myself in them.

The ghost of ‘lectricity howls in the bones of her face
Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

I imprinted on this acoustic version, so the studio version does nothing for me. You know how that is. We bootleg collectors tend to imprint on love versions often. Such is the case here. Music is very personal.

Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial
Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while

The cartoon above has no occult meaning. It’s just a cartoon. I first saw it in 1985, when I purchased the book, The Biggest Tongue In Tunisia, by B. Kliban. It made me laugh then, and it makes me laugh now, and the Wheel rolls on.

May 16, 2009

Craziest Shit Ever: Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine By Sonseed

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Hello Youdopia. I saw this wonderful video of Christian Ska on the very fine blog Television Sux. I didn’t want to just cut and paste his work, so I credit him with the idea, and write my own post. This is why Christian music sucks. You can’t rock out. You have to be Hallmark happy or else you’re sucking Lucifer’s thorny member. Once you watch the video, give this Marilyn Manson version (a fan made vid) a look/see. I think you’ll agree that like most organized religion, it’s the Craziest Shit Ever.  Oh, click the Sonseed logo to read an interview with SalPolichetti (the singer) on Dougsploitation. Everyone gets their 15 minutes.

May 15, 2009

Coolest Shit Ever: Led Zeppelin Does A Live Cover Of Elvis Presley’s Mess O’ The Blues.

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Youdopia, you know I love my Led Zeppelin, and I love me some Jimmy Page (all hail).  This is from the second Led Zeppelin bootleg CD I ever bought. It is from a BBC concert. Right after this song ends, they go into a smoking version of Buffalo Springfield’s For What It’s Worth. Great stuff from a great band. I love these cover songs Led Zep did live. I hope you do too. I certainly think they’re the Coolest Shit Ever.

May 14, 2009

Craziest Shit Ever: Bacon Flavored Lube

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Well, Youdopia, sometimes you just have to share the love.  I came across this, bacon flavored lube, on Carnal Nation. I can tell you that I didn’t have to deliberate long before deciding to share it with the world. Craziest Shit Ever? I think that’s a yes. Here is the YouTube page of the delightful company that baconizes the world.

May 5, 2009

Coolest Shit Ever: The Catacombs Of Rome Are 3D Mapped With High Resolution Scanners (all 115 miles of them!)

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So, I was reading the latest journal from the Austrian Academy Of Sciences, as is my custom, and I saw this amazing project. Full 360 degree laser mapping, and scanning, of the Roman Catacombs. Which ones, you ask? All of them. The full 100+ miles of them, not the 500 meters that is open to the public.

Now the opportunities for academics is undeniable, but the cool factor of this is off the chart. This is definitely the Coolest Shit Ever. Now high resolution photos can be created by simply accessing the data at hand. The extra cool thing is that now you can take a virtual walk through the catacombs (something you can’t do with photographs) and examine frescoes, inscriptions, ancient Christians wearing swastikas, all kinds of stuff. So, there. Enjoy.

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May 3, 2009

The Funniest Shit Ever: Craig Ferguson Twofer. One From The Late Late Show, and One From The Drew Carey Show

Youdopia, my lovely wife showed me the clip above, and I had to blog it. It my nature. I love Craig Ferguson, although I never ever watch his show. This opening number is brilliant, and clever.  The song they perform is A Wonderful Night by Fatboy Slim.   I forgot how much I like Fatboy Slim. Thanks, Craig Ferguson!

Speaking of brilliant and clever, this video (below) from the Drew Carey show, is my all time favorite clip from that show. It’s a scene wherein Craig Ferguson as Mr Wick has to move in with Drew to keep up the pretense of a gay marriage (the clip explains it), and brings his harp… that’s right… with him. What follows is one of my favorite television moments. Drew, Mr Wick, and Drew’s brother Steve sing a rousing version of ‘Windy’ accompanied by harp. Funniest Shit Ever? I think so.

May 2, 2009

Coolest Shit Ever: Led Zeppelin Plays James Brown’s Sex Machine Live

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Youdopia, I’m continuing my series of Led Zeppelin live cover songs. This is James Brown’s Sex Machine, recorded in Los Angeles on 3/25/75. The LA gigs were always magic, even in 1977, when Zeppelin was much more pomp than circumstance (in my opinion). In 1975, their LA shows were amazing.

Led Zeppelin’s version of Sex Machine is performed in the middle of Whole Lotta Love, in the funky section where they would often play the Crunge. This recording is a bit weak, from the encoding to Flash, but the playing of Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham is tight as hell, and funk is hard. The BOOM of Zeppelin is a bit diminished in the recording, because if one were there in person, it would be heavy. This is indeed the coolest shit ever.

I hope you like this as much as I do. Music is magic, after all. This is for August.

May 1, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: The Humor Of SEO, Tags, My Life, My Job, And Post Modernism

Filed under: Doodles, fnord, funniest shit ever, humor — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 12:21 am

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I work in the adult industry, albeit in a sales capacity. I also write some very saucy blogs, that earn me some scratch. This comic makes me beat my dog with glee. Youdopia, I do think this is the Funniest Shit Ever. I understand my humor is likely a niche thing. Not too many relgious studies, former yogi, stoner, advertising, web 2.0, doofy, smut peddlers out there. I understand it. That’s ok. I’ll be the weird non Euclidian fruit that no one buys, but every store carries one of. That’s fine. I’ll be the Cthulu fruit in your pantry.  Eat of the fruit and Know All.

You heard me.

April 29, 2009

Funniest Shit Ever: Twitter In Real Life. Narcissism Revealed On College Humor

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Well, Youdopia. I found more of the funniest shit ever for you. I know you enjoy humor, and Twitter is omnipresent these days, so I hope you see the giggles in this clip from College Humor. Twitter is nuts, and it’s remarkably effective. It’s also a perfect place for people (chicks, mostly) to tell you when they’re menstruating, when they’re sad, when they’re eating a bagel, what they’re watching, and what they’re seeing on the ride to work. So, yes. It’s like the rest of life. It’s what you make of it. My lovely wife wrote her own funny Twitter themed blog post. You should read it.

Watch Real Life Twitter and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Coolest Shit Ever: I Am A Sex Worker. A One Minute PSA From Sex Work Awareness

This is a PSA by my friend Audacia Ray, who you may remember from the Love Machine viral vid from last year.
She is working with Sex Work Awareness, and the radical notion that sex workers are people too. This is her first one minute PSA, and I think it rocks. Coolest Shit Ever? Hell yes. It’s 2009. Time for society to grow up and drop the fig leaf. Do you agree, Youdopia?

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