No Thanks, My Lolcats Don’t Have Souls, Anyway.

26 Feb, 2008 in fnord, lolcats by

I hate religious types knocking on my door. In fact I hate people knocking on my door. I’m not a people person. I am, but I’m not. I get along great w/ most people, but… Don’t come to my home and disturb me to tell me about a religion that I have studied more than you…. motherfucker.

If God is infinite, then god is Satan as much as he is little baby Jesus. He laughs when babies drown, and weeps at their funerals. He really does carry you a la the footsteps poem (hahaha) ….
He is Charlie Brown AND the football
But…
He’s Lucy too.

Also, he’s none of them.
Sometimes
(I’m right)
(sometimes)

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  1. Elizabeth
    27 February, 2008

    I often say that I like persons but I loathe people. It is an amazing quirk of evolution that we have made it this far.

    I like telling the religious twits that knock on my door (which has decreased exponentially since I put the “No soliciting; violators will be flogged” on the door) that I don’t believe in their mythology any more than I believe that Zeus or Thor will strike me down with lightening. It’s all just stories that someone believed as truth.

    If they had heard about Amway first… they would be telling me about the miracles of their washing liquid.

    But I still secretly hope that there will be a ‘judgment day’, just to get them off the planet… things would be much calmer without those Paulist bastards. That and we could use a new car.

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