Best Suicide Note Ever (Excerpt)
24 Jun, 2008 in Coolest Shit Ever, craziest shit ever, fnord, humorI can’t wait to see what kind of hits I get with a title like that. I’ll probably have to do another post about the interesting search terms people use to reach youdopia. I also have a hard on for the Squidbillies , so you’ll probably be getting a bunch of phoned in YouTube clips from said show.
Now on to the suicide note. It’s from Futurama, the new movie, The Beast With A Billion Backs. The note is written by a character whose disillusionment with the injustice of life leads him to take his own life. Pretty heavy for a cartoon, but hey, postmodern is as postmodern does. Anyhoo, the excerpt from the suicide note:
I have resolved to kill myself. In lieu of flowers, please beat yourselves in the face with rusty chains. Your friend, Bender.”
The whole reason for this post, aside from Bender’s note tickling me, as seeing if I can take screenshots from my media player ( I use Media Player Classic w/ the K-Lite Codec Pack… plays everything). Turns out I can. Prepare for more screenshots.


I like the fact that he is specific enough to talk about the chains being rusty…
Yeah, that was the kicker for me. That, and Robert’s company.
Robert always has a way of making things sound funnier than maybe they are… He is such a gas! LOLOLOL