That’s Dr. Jimmy To You. Jimmy Page Receives Honorary Doctorate
27 Jun, 2008 in Coolest Shit Ever, Jimmy Page, craziest shit ever, music, wisdom
Score one for clean living, I guess. James Patrick Page (all hail!) was given an Honorary Doctorate (in Hermetic Studies… just kidding) by the University Of Surrey. Why? Because he is all things to all people, that’s why, apostate! So there you go kids. Study the occult, do drugs, bang teenage girls, and all this can be yours. Follow the narrow path of Dr. Jimmy. An honorary Ph.D. Goddamn.
Holy crap, you are kidding me. Well–he is a Surrey boy (his family still sells Ford cars there, I think). First he gets knighted by Queen Elizabeth, then this. He’s getting to be so respectable in his old age! Did he make a speech?
His look is totally “Eat this, old schoolmaster!”