I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s this guy. That’s how the Terminator computer that will kill us all thinks of me. Please do note:
| one charming motherfucking pig | 2 |
| “george carlin” quotations | 1 |
| tom waits wooden leg | 1 |
| the craziest shit on the internet | 1 |
| “of flowers” “please beat yourselves in | 1 |
| lolcats | 1 |
| lolcats admin | 1 |
| pissboys | 1 |
| adam kadmon | 1 |
This is a scene from David Lynch’s Blue Velvet. I love it for its creepiness, it’s raw intensity, and for Isabella Rosellini. Yum Yum
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Put not thy faith in the cellar dweller. Nay, the living room, the sofa, and the comfy chair are your reward, if only thy eye not stray downward.
Vale, youdopians! This scene was one of the imprinting moments of my life. Wild At Heart cemented the awareness that some people yearn to be dominated. My first taste of the whole D/s dynamic, in film, was the “Hit me, James!” moment in Blue Velvet. Holy shit! Isabella Rossellini wants to be beaten? Hell yes. I now know my special purpose. So when Wild At Heart came out, it’s sleazier, grittier, nastier vibe was like the quickening. My girlfriend at this time… let’s just say I’ve made amends.
This scene is a bit long, for those who have no idea wtf is going on. It’s ok. Bear it out. The point is one of will, and seduction. Laura Dern’s boyfriend isn’t around, and sleazy old Bobby Peru comes over “to piss”. The tension builds as he dominates Laura Dern with his will. He’s ugly, repugnant, actually… and yet… just watch it. It’s intense, and very well done. Seeing this reminds me of the debt Tarantino owes to wacky iconoclast David Lynch. Oh yeah… keep an eye out for the Wizard Of Oz homage at the end of this clip. Enjoy.
Howdy, folks. Youdopia isn’t dead. I haven’t disappeared. I just got real busy. I’ll put more up this week. I have some single track recordings of Sgt. Pepper for you. That’s nifty… hearing the guitar track alone. Kinda skeletal.
Ok. I’ll see you real soon.
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David Lynch Week: David Lynch On The iPhone
Ahoy, youdopians! I know I’ve seen this before, but I don’t think I’ve posted it before. It’s just funny because it’s David Lynch.