Today’s Top Search Terms: Pissboys, Tom Waits, And Adam Kadmon

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I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s this guy.  That’s how the Terminator computer that will kill us all thinks of me. Please do note:

one charming motherfucking pig 2
“george carlin” quotations 1
tom waits wooden leg 1
the craziest shit on the internet 1
“of flowers” “please beat yourselves in 1
lolcats 1
lolcats admin 1
pissboys 1
adam kadmon 1
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  1. You are the Hedgehog of Blog man. Awesome. BTW I trademarked that phrase so back the fuck up !!! Grins***

  2. Ah, Senor Jenferno. I have so much to tell you, but THEY are always watching. Soon I’ll have the DEVICE completed, and we can then initiate Phase Six.
    Soon.

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