Browsing the blog archives for August, 2008
I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why. This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.
nipples
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cat nipples
1
best nipples
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basement suicide
1
lolcats
Cross Posted from Best Sex Bloggers.com (A blog that I found in the woods, and also own.) I found the image myself.
As you already know, this past week we took the first step of anointing our new god, the golden child, the chosen one, the Padawan who would be Supreme Galactic Chancellor. And what a [...]
You know what, Youdopians, I discovered my porn in the same place that every American boy does, in the woods. It was a stack of Club magazines. Faded from the sun, and starting to pulpify… but intact nonetheless. That’s exactly where I found this. It’s the Fan’s Edition of The Song Remains The Same.
What’s that [...]
I think this is brilliant, youdopians. Cheesy to the max, the Super Bowl Halftime Show times a thousand, but… BILLIONS of people saw Jimmy Page not suck. From a PR standpoint, Mr. Page was just watched by half the fucking world. Nice. His solo was HOT! He’s obviously playing, and his appearance with John Paul [...]
…cuz it makes me feel like I’m a man.
-Lou Reed
My dear youdopians, (Hi Karen!) things have become wonderful, at least in potential. Exorcisms work, apparently. Good to know. One can deduce a lot from that. Now, on to exercise.
I am the head of Marketing for a site that has 400,000 pageviews a day. Holy shit. [...]
Vale, youdopians. This is neato. I like robots, androids,homunculi, you name it. I know this android is more like a Hall of Presidents animatronic figure, but it’s still neato, and it gives me something to post. :-p
I recently opened my power bill, as people do, and I was a tad surprised to find a flyer for the upcoming Sniper Conference. It’s put on by the police, and the tag line is:
PUBLIC EVENT
Test Your Skill
Train in similar conditions
police snipers train under.
Do you have what it takes?
I grew up in New Hampshire. I’m [...]
I must be getting old, Youdopians. The younger Mojozoso would definitely think this lego photo recreation of the execution of a Viet Cong prisoner (the famous Eddie Adams photo) was sick and twisted, and kinda funny. I t generally don’t really w00t that much over lego stuff, or anyone who fucks with a Barbie and [...]
Vale, Youdopians (both of you). I saw this on my favorite Led Zeppelin board, and I had to nick it. I marvel at the humor inherent in (almost) any situation. This just tickles my funny bone.
Shamelessly foisted from http://blogs.discovery.com/news_archaeorama/2008/08/worlds-ten-olde.html. Their embed code didn’t work, so I nicked it… and I’ll do it again.
The oldest recorded joke dates back to 1900 B.C, according to a research into the ten oldest gags carried by the University of Wolverhampton, UK, and commissioned by the TV satellite channel Dave.
Heading the top 10 is a [...]
Morphine-cannabis super-painkiller (repost from http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn14344-invention-morphinecannabis-superpainkiller.html)
Pain can often be better managed when two types of painkiller are used together. For example, it has recently become known that cannabinoids such as THC, the psychoactive ingredient in cannabis, enhance the painkilling effects of opioids such as morphine.
Teaming them up could allow doses to become smaller, reducing the possibility [...]
Youdopia is a rotten borough. A failed state. The emperor has no clothes. He lived years of his life thinking he was an ok person, but alas… not so much. He is the demon. There is something to genetics after all.
He is the fuck he never wanted to be. Beyond pathos, the psychic version of [...]
Guess what, youdopians? I was watch the McLaughlin Group last night, and they opened with the fighting in Georgia. Holy Shit. I had no idea. I’m online all day, everyday, and I always keep up with the news via Drudge and the BBC. Yes, I know Drudge is biased, but conservative and gay is a [...]
In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have [...]
There are things that shouldn’t happen to people. There are things that shouldn’t happen to anyone and when those things happen to me… I am not pleased. Even the jungle wants me dead. Where’s my Willard?
The horror. The horror.
Youdopian culture embraces its Thracian heritage. Cool beans.
I am busy as fuck. My wife and I have started a PR firm, and it’s going through the roof. It’s crazy how successful we are becoming. We started a blog three days ago, a digest of all the best bloggers in a certain genre… and it’s amazingly successful. It’s been live for three days,and [...]
Feed Me, Seymour
