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With economy tanking, the free market corrupted absolutely, elections, et al… I want to provide a means for my dear Youdopians to gauge their readiness. Yes, readiness. Gather your water and dried peas. Air out the tent and find the camping gear, for we may all be heading for the hills. So, in preparation for that final apoalyptic showdown, I ask you to take the following test. The answer will determine your place in line.  “But, Mark. what if I could survive longer than you?”  Good question. That’s heresy. Now you’re dead. Next!

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor