Café Mam Is The Best Coffee In The Whole World

in fnord, wisdom

I used to live in Eugene, Oregon. Most days I still wish I did. One of the best things about Oregon is the quality of life… by that I mean the little things. Beer is better. There are ten million microbrews. Weed is better. OMG the weed is better, and the coffee, Lord, the coffee. My favorite coffee in the whole world comes from Café Mam. I’m not lying. I’ve been out of Oregon for four years, and still.. to this day, I order a five pound bag of Othello Blend beans at least once a year.

The beans themselves are roasted for YOU. When you order, they fill a bag with the freshest beans from the roaster, not from the backstock. Also, the beans are European Grade, which means you get no clinkers, fragments, or chips; only whole, shiny, beautiful beans. These pictures are what you get when you order, there’s no bait and switch. I want a picture of the beans big enough to use as my wallpaper for my desktop.

And talk about Hippy! Café Mam beans are so Earth Friendly that the banners they use to show all their green ways would take up two and one half VW bumpers. They’re Fair Trade, 100% Organic, Shade Grown, Bird Friendly, Swiss Water Decaffeinated…honestly… Chris Martin and Sting would have to have a baby to make something as politically and socially ethical.

Here’s the best part. It is the best coffee in the whole entire world. I’m not kidding. It’s like getting a package from a more substantial place. You open the box, and suddenly the world is not sepia, because your in Technicolor OZ.

Why am I writing this? Because I truly love Café Mam. If you’ve bought from them before, and reorder (at least before the site upgrade) they would ship your order that day, and you could just send a check.

There is little in life that is truly wonderful. Café Mam coffee makes that short list. I love it. It is objectively wonderful.

3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. I’m homesick for the nice things in Oregon, too…

  2. Elizabeth

    Oregon misses you both… :-}

  3. Hey! We love your article here: can I lift from it and post as a customer review?

    Let me know!

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