Craziest Shit Ever: One Stupid Post Skewed My Traffic Forever. Amy Winehouse, You Done Me Wrong

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Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search results, and never found my site. That means that hundreds of people, every day, scroll through hundreds and hundreds of results before reaching me… yikes. It truly is the craziest shit ever.

Things that google will show you, if you search “Celebrity Nipples”, before bringing you to me:

Think of the number of masturbators involved, that bring me a couple hundred people a day… millions. That… is why I dig SEO.

:)

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