Craziest Shit Ever: Using Google Maps To Track The H1N1 Swine Flu Outbreak. War Games Meets The Stand
27 Apr, 2009 in craziest shit ever, fnord
Well, hi there, stranger. Pardon me if I don’t shake hands, and hide my face behind a rebreather from the paint shop. Youdopia is on High Alert. We don’t want any of that H1N1 Swine Flu round here. Our infrastructure is set up to handle an event of that magnitude. I’m almost out of soda as it is. If you want to track the outbreak of the Swine Flu, you can use this handy dandy apocalyptic Google Map. I found it on The Consumerist, in case you wondered. Craziest Shit Ever? Maybe.
Andromeda strain…
Holy Shit! The religious right was right! It was Spring Break that brought us to this!
On the other hand… in Africa they have been dealing with random influenza stuff for decades, why isn’t it high alert there? Oh! That’s right! They are expendable over there… but not our little snot nosed rich-enough-to-be-sent-to-Mexico-to-drink-themselves-into-oblivion kids… that there’s a national emergency…
and I already have masks…
Easy now. In Africa they’re dealing w/ Aids and genocide, and all kinds of horror. Yes, Africa is neglected in many ways. However, is it not creepycool that there is a live map on Google tracking the pandemic that will leave us decimated, with zombies and wild dogs attacking the survivors?
Did I mention my theory the Swine Flu = zombie virus. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
oooohhhhhh I like the Zombie virus idea! LOL…
yeah, it is creepycool that we can track this kind of stuff…
This wouldn’t have happened if Bush was in office hahahahahahahahahahalolololololololololohahahahahahahaha snort lololololol ha ha wheeze… snerk… whew… cough… yeah…
Hey! Have you looked at the whole world? Europe is just scary! Wow…
go get soda…