Well, Youdopia, sometimes you just have to share the love. I came across this, bacon flavored lube, on Carnal Nation. I can tell you that I didn’t have to deliberate long before deciding to share it with the world. Craziest Shit Ever? I think that’s a yes. Here is the YouTube page of the delightful company that baconizes the world.
That’s almost as vile as the ‘Maple-Bacon Morning’ flavored coffee that someone at work was showing off the other day. Maybe you have the coffee the morning after…and vomit? My ethnic background is french-canadian, and as you know, there isn’t any part of a pig that we won’t eat. That being said, this idea turns my stomach.
If anyone has tried it, let me know how it works out so I can live vicariously through you…
For those with beastiality fantasies…*shudder*
Oddly enough, the Gus, it’s not bestiality that is the appeal. There is a subset of the submissive personality, called the piggy. There are in fact, snouts, piggie hoods, and even curly tail butt plugs to accessorize this look. The truth is much weirder than pig fuckers. Much, much weirder.