Greed is good, Youdopia. I have caved in to the pressure, from none of you, and opened a shop. This is a nice little Cafe Press shop, wherein lies the tangible wisdom, and relics from the lost world of Youdopia.
Today I am featuring a nice little t-shirt with what will become an iconic image of my face. I drew it in Microsoft Paint with my mouse. It was originally my avatar in Basecamp, but I thought it had a certain something, despite my inability to draw. Call it Youdopian Primitive. It is a totem, a fetish, a talisman for the tallyman.
You can own it for twelve bucks. Take a look through the shop. There are more designs, all of them awful drawings with witty sayings. Epigrams for the New Aeon. Some are clever, some are funny, and some are stupid, just like people.
I hope you like my filthy lucre. I’ve sold some stuff already, and it’s thrilling.