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Happy Caturday, Youdopia. Employable kitteh is here to make everything better… or worse if you really are looking for work. Kitties are cute, but they’re sociopaths, so… don’t count on them to make you feel better consistently. Remember, if you were attacked in your home by an intruder, the cat would watch with interest. And yet we dress them up and make them say cute things. Cat humor is darker than one would thin, eh.

Imagine a French cafe at night. A dolorous chanteuse sings an aching melody of ennui. Georges takes another drag of his foul filterless cigarettes, spits on the floor and hisses, “Lolcats? Mérde! Life is one crapulous bowel movement after another until you splat into the grave like a dog’s sick.”   Those wacky Frenchmen don’t get it. Why eat cake when you can has cheezburger?