Craziest Shit Ever: I-Dosing And The Ridiculous Shit People Fall For
21 Jul, 2010 in craziest shit ever, fnord
This kid is a fuckhead.
Yesterday, I heard a story on NPR (I am in my 40′s, and progressive. I listen to NPR) about “Digital Drugs” on YouTube. The story is that certain beats and frequencies, (when listened to with headphones) can stimulate the parts of the brain affected by real drugs. This is, of course, total bullshit, and NPR said just that.
There is no free lunch, Youdopia. You can’t get high by I-Dosing. You have to take real drugs to get really high. That’s life. (unfortunately). NPR made that clear. Of course you can’t. Yet the Daily Mail ran this alarmist piece of claptrap, sure to make parents, grandparents, politicians, and religious types all shout, “Rabble Rabble”.
It all relates to binaural beats, which do exist, but they can’t make you high, or stop smoking, or grow hair, or lose weight. Life isn’t life that. Where’s your messiah now?
If you want to roll, you need to take E. If you want to trip, you need to take a psychedelic, and if you want to get high, you need to get a vaporizer and some wonderful, sticky, green, with the red hairs, and the… where was I? Oh yes, people are stupid and you can’t download drugs. The fact that this is an issue is the Craziest Shit Ever.
