As A Father Of Two Daughters I Agree With Lord Vader’s Methodology.
24 Aug, 2010 in Doodles, fnord, humor
I know that this doodle is kind of pedestrian, Youdopia, but it got me and I’m posting it. The humor is very Blue Collar Comedy, but humor it is, and I lol’ ed. My teenage daughter’s suitors will endure far, far worse. They will wish for a happy, well balanced individual, like Jefferey Dahmer, or Stalin.
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me ’bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she’s something else
She’s her daddy’s girl and her mama’s world
She deserves respect, that’s what she’ll get, ain’t it son
Now y’all run along and have some fun
I’ll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun
I will violently mind rape anyone who touches my daughters. They will develop PTSD from shaking my hand.