Browsing the blog archives for September, 2010

A Little Wisdom From The Doktor. Hunter S. Thompson, We Miss You.

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Share A very dear friend sent me a link to a bunch of Hunter Thompson motivational posters. Take a gander and see what you think. Thank you, Sloshspot.

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Dr Nick Riviera Is One Of The Funniest Television Characters Ever. 1-800-DOCTORB

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Share Hi, Everybody! (Hi, Glorious, Omniman!) This is just a quick micro-homage to everybody’s favorite quack, Dr. Nick, from the Simpsons. He’s the Funniest Character Ever. “The Simpsons: King Size Homer (#7.7)” (1995) Dr. Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon. Bart: You could brush your [...]

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Ah, Young Love, or The Funniest Demotivational Poster Ever.

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Share see more Very Demotivational Nothing to say, Youdopia. I grab doodles from the tubes, and show them to you. Meow.

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Charlie On It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Is The Funniest Character Ever

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ShareWhat a day, youdopia. I need a break. Here are two hilarious clips from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, featuring the paint-huffing illiterate, Charlie. His squeaky, shrieky voice sooths my jangled nerves. The humor on this show is about as heartless and amoral as Married With Children was, which is a plus. It’s Always Sunny [...]

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“Put “Liz Lemon,” in front of Kanye’s tweets and he becomes Tracy Jordan.” @johnharper wrote the funniest tweet ever.

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Share Another meme has flowered, people of Youdopia. Remember this? There’s another.  On Friday, 9/24/10 a game designer named John Harper tweeted, Put “Liz Lemon,” in front of Kanye’s tweets and he becomes Tracy Jordan. “Liz Lemon, I wonder what happened to my antique aquarium.” http://twitter.com/john_harper/status/25438212598 A retweet frenzy ensued, and now #Kanyeistracyjordan is all [...]

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Seeing Music, Tasting Colors, And Feeling Poetry On Your Skin. Synaesthesia Is Fascinating.

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Share Happy Monday, people of Youdopia. The indispensable, awesome, and quite possible cream filled, Daily Grail led me to this article about Synaesthesia in art. New Scientist is the origin of said article. Did you know that David Hockney had synaesthesia, and Kandinsky probably did.  If you’ve every tripped balls, you have likely experienced synaesthesia. [...]

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Dione And Rhea Are Two Of Our Sluttier Moons.

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Share This is one of those pictures that is a matter of perfect timing. The Cassini probe has again shown what we can accomplish, when we heed our higher natures.  I have shown other super awesome cool images from ’round Saturn way, because they’re breathtaking. This pic is the Coolest Ever, because it’s real, unphotoshopped, [...]

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John Bonham: Thirty Years Gone. Led Zeppelin Ended On This Date In 1980

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ShareThirty years, Youdopia. That’s a long time. John Bonham died at the age of 32. That’s ten years younger than I am now.  If I had died ten years ago, I would have missed out on the best part of my life. John Bonham was so good that he’s one of the very few rock [...]

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Free Download Friday: Roger Waters Performing The Wall Live. Opening Night 9/15/10 Toronto

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ShareHappy Free Download Friday! This week we have another Pink Floyd type show (the last one for awhile, I promise) but it’s so new and fresh that it still sizzles on the plate. It’s Roger Waters live in Toronto, performing The Wall. It’s amazing. I only downloaded this show because someone requested it (it’s the [...]

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Hipster Hitler Is My Hilarious Guilty Pleasure.

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ShareYou may not like this if you eat your food off of a banana leaf. I found this webcomic, while on Funny or Die, which I frequent because 42 is the new 13… anyway, the site is Hipster Hitler, and it’s the Funniest Ever. Kind of. Maybe it’s awful and I can’t tell, because I [...]

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The Honda Hotbox Is The Greenest Car On The Road…. heh heh.

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ShareThose silly rapscalions, whippersnappers I call them, from Funny or Die made a humorous commercial parody, Youdopia. I hope you enjoy stoner humor. Don’t understand it, myself. I’m straight edge. It’s for the Honda Hotbox: The car with zero external emissions. Get it? Yeah, you do, you dirty girl. You’re not fooling me. I know [...]

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Alan Moore Speaks To Intelligent Life Throughout The Cosmos. It’s The Coolest Ever.

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ShareI owe a tremendous amount of gratitude to the person who introduced me to Alan Moore’s work.  He’s a genius, a mystic, a curmudgeon, a gadfly, and a hell of a writer, Youdopia. I’ve written of him before. He recently was given an opportunity to speak to the universe, as in a broadcast sent directly [...]

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Turtle Fight!

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Share Lolturtles are among my favorite lolcritters, Youdopia. This video is only  a marginally Lol, because that turtle is seriously trying to kick the other turtle’s ass, but it’s still funny. Because they’re turtles. They cleanse the palate after a course of lolcats. It’s basically a slow motion version of white guys fighting outside a [...]

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Which One Is The Gay One?

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The Star Destroyer Umbrella Is The Coolest Shit Ever.

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Share Nothing really needs to be said, Youdopia. A Star Destroyer Umbrella, courtesy of the fine peeps at Geekologie. It is the Coolest Shit Ever x100000000.

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Medical Marijuana Growers Join The Teamsters Union. It’s The Craziest Shit Ever.

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Share Hey, Youdopia! Remember when Homer Simpson envied the Teamsters for being so lazy and surly? Well, surliness may be replaced by mellowness, because the Teamsters Union has now accepted marijuana growers among their members. Did you know that bud snippers, the people who remove the yummy, sticky, buds from the plants, currently make around [...]

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Jimmy Page Is Kicking It In Thailand With … Chris Slade? September 18th 2010

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Share I have mixed feelings about this, Youdopia. On one hand someone is taking a casual, private moment from someone’s life, and posting it for the world to see. On the other hand, Jimmy Page is in Thailand. I will not let myself speculate why the guitarist for Led Zeppelin would spend time in a [...]

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Sir Ian McKellen Wears The Coolest T-Shirt Ever At Anti-Pope Rally In London

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ShareYou Shall Not Pass …Judgement I just saw this on Twitter (follow me). Supposedly it’s Ian McKellen at an antipope rally. This is  making the RT rounds on Twitter. Photoshop or no, Sir Ian McKellan FTW. Not only is he Gandalf, and Magneto, and a fascist Richard III, he’s the Coolest Shit Ever. Yes, it’s [...]

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Amazing Roman Helmet Discovered With Metal Detector Is The Coolest Shit Ever

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Share I’ll keep this short, people of Youdopia. An amateur with a metal detector, in Britain, found this incredible 1st Century Roman cavalry helmet, on one of his excursions. It’s a ceremonial piece, not for battle, but it’s from the time of Christ (ish) and it’s gorgeous. The fact that this piece has sat in [...]

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Free Download Friday – Miles Davis Live In Tokyo 1973. Super Badass Funk Is The Coolest Shit Ever.

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Share Happy Free Download Friday, my dear people of Youdopia! This week I’m sharing a super funky, nasty, scary, brutal set from Miles Davis. It’s more than funky, it’s dirty. Not in an overtly sexy way, but in the way of danger. It’s not as dark as his stuff from 1975, but damn. It grooves, [...]

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