Browsing the blog archives for March, 2011

Funniest Cartoon Ever. Drug People Will Understand

in Doodles, fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

Share   So I was trolling /b/ doing some religious studies research, and I found this hilarious cartoon (webcomic).  I can’t read the URL at the bottom, but if someone can, and let’s me know what it says, I’ll post a proper link and credit them. It’s the funniest cartoon ever, and it made my [...]

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Coolest Tattoo Ever. Salvador Dali’s Disintegration Of The Persistence Of Memory, And Others.

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ShareI saw this on Tumblr, but I lost the link. I’m sorry, OP. If I find a provenance, I will provide it. Cool tattoos are something I have blogged about once or twice, and this one is definitely a cool tattoo. Coolest Tattoo Ever? It is today. Craziest Tattoo Ever? Probably in the running. If [...]

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Free Live Music Download: Mahavishnu Orchestra Boston 5/3/75. Coolest Thing Ever.

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Share I have shared a lot of great shows, over the last year or so. Some are crowd pleasers, like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and the Stones. Some are a little more esoteric, like Camper Van Beethoven, Lou Reed, or Gary Moore.  This show is the latter. Mahavishnu Orchestra was an insanely brilliant fusion band [...]

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Supermoon Washes Up 100+ World War 2 Mortars On British Beach

in craziest shit ever, fnord

ShareNot really much more to add. The title says it all. The tidal pull of the recent Supermoon, while beautiful, exposed more than a hundred World War 2 bombs, on an English shore. No one died, and there were no reports of Nazi zombies rising from the briny deep, so it’s not quite the Coolest [...]

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Star Trek Meme Humor Is The Funniest Thing Ever.

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ShareI saw this on a friend’s Facebook, and I nicked it. I dig the humor, and a meme is a meme is a meme. You don’t cut funny, especially if it’s the funniest thing ever.

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A Funny Lolcat To Welcome The Weekend.

in humor, lolcats

ShareIt’s been a little while since my last lolcat post. I think I got sick of the meme. This is one is funny, though. I hope you have a great weekend, and enjoy the humor. You can see all the lolcats I’ve posted right here.

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Graham Parker’s “Discovering Japan” Is The Song In My Head Today.

in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord, music

ShareI’m not a big Graham Parker fan, but I own  Squeezing Out Sparks (the album on which this song resides), and once or twice a decade, I get a hankering for this song.  It’s awesome, and rocking, and alive. The hook for me is the line: “When the flight touches down my watch says 8:02, [...]

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VJ & Video Artist Michael Todd’s Real Time Kinect Cam + Effects Test Reel. Coolest Thing Ever.

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ShareI’ve written about Mike Todd’s cool videos before. What’s cool about this video is that it’s real time. There is no post processing involved. Michael Todd is compiling what will be a mindblowing VJ set, with interactive, real time effects. Imagine the best dancer in the club, pulled off the floor, and put in front [...]

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Breathtaking Picture Of The Supermoon Over Glastonbury Tor.

in Doodles, fnord

ShareSupermoon. The word itself conjures images of rivers of blood, and mountains of the unsaved dead. The earth survived a brush with such an abomination recently.  That’s how we know Jesus is coming back. Pretty picture though, no? If you click here, you will see a giant hi res version.

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Watch Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel’s 1928 Surrealist Masterpiece “Un Chien Andalou”.

in craziest shit ever, fnord

ShareHere’s something cool. Surrealist icons Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel avant garde masterpiece (?) Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog). The opening scene is rough, folks. It’s an eyeball sliced open by a straight razor. Artistic, no? This is a highly influential movie, and it’s even listed on some Top 100 lists. You can watch [...]

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This Bear Grylls Meme Is The Funniest Thing Ever. (Man vs. Wild)

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Share The Man Knows What He Wants Bear Grylls Is A Power Bottom I am a busy man, and I don’t have hours to lurk on 4chan, looking for the next Vengeance Dad. So I browse Know Your Meme to stay on top of the funny. The meme what won my heart, this week, is [...]

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This Footage Of The Tsunami Wave Hitting A Japanese Ship At Sea. Craziest Thing Ever.

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Share There has been a lot of horror in the world, this week. Probably no more than usual, but this is particularly telegenic. There is much suffering in the world, but there is also wonder. The same wave that ravaged Japan rolled harmlessly, although precipitously, under the ship in this video. It’s the craziest thing [...]

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I Now Like Two Kanye West Albums. Well Played, Satan.

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Share This ( Kanye West’s Gorgeous) is badass. “What is a black beatle anyway, a fucking roach. I guess that’s why they got me sitting in fucking coach.”is one of the better lines. . So. My assertion is this. I have heard 2 Kanye West albums. They are Graduation (my fav track from that album [...]

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The Beginning Of A Story I Never Finished.

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ShareI grow old… I grow old… I shall wear the bottoms of my trouser rolled. – T.S. Eliot I am old. I finished growing old at least a decade ago; now I shrink into myself like a rotting peach. Days without pain and stiffness are far behind me. Where once I ran, I now hobble. [...]

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If Websites Were TV Shows. A College Humor Video (That Is The Funniest Thing Ever)

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Share See more funny videos and funny pictures at If you click this, a puppy will whimper.

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Opera Star Patricia Racette (My former neighbor) And Her “It Gets Better” Video

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Share I grew up around the corner from Patricia Racette, in Bedford, New Hampshire. I never really got to know her, as I was a few years younger, and a little too far away to play in the same circles, but I remember her and her brother Peter, as really nice people. Anyway, Patricia went [...]

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Guess What Song Is In My Head. “The Passenger” – Iggy Pop & The Stooges 1977

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Share This is the second time I have posted a live performance of this song.  The first time was posted here, and it is the last time Iggy Pop stagedived, because the fuckers let him fall. The Passenger is an awesome song that goes on too long. He’s Iggy Pop, not Jim Morrison. Still, it’s [...]

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Help If You Can The People Of Japan.

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Sharetxt REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to Japan  and Pacific tsunami relief. PASS IT ON

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Listen To An Incredible Led Zeppelin Concert From Orlando 1971. Coolest Thing Ever.

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Share  Hello there, hominids. Yesterday in one of my Led Zeppelin forums, someone posted a link to an entire Led Zeppelin (audio) concert, on YouTube. The show is 8/31/71, Orlando, FL. It’s an excellent soundboard recording, that also captures the energy of the crowd. Jimmy Page (pbuh) is at top form, Robert Plant is still [...]

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Damn You Auto Correct Is The Funniest Site Ever. iPhone Owners Recognize.

in Doodles, fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

Share  Anyone with an iPhone knows this scenario. You write something sensible, and autocorrect turns you into a deviant, or a traitor. Damn You Auto Correct is the place to post your worst/best autocorrect texts, sexts, and screeds.  I can’t see loving this site for very long (it’s a bit of a one trick pony [...]

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