Browsing the blog archives for March, 2012
Share Oh, Brian! Brian! Brian! Definitely NSFW Well, NSFW for you maybe. At my job this would be more like a taste of sherbet to cleanse the palate between courses of manifold deviance. Anyhoo, I had never heard of Nikki Payne until I saw this video on a popular social network. I thought it would [...]
Share The fellow in the white jersey (spectator, not player), is my friend Dale. He is Canadian, and I’m friends with him, so that proves I’m not racist. Dale has left NYC for the Great White North for awhile. Another thing about Dale is that there is no one on Earth who loves Weezer more. [...]
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ShareDada Is Not Dead Hamilton French Dog Meat I’ve posted my favorite XKCD webcomics for years. They’re really clever, really funny, and I love them so much, I even have the app on my cellular telephone. Please enjoy the stick figure witticisms. XKCD is the funniest thing ever.
SharePortlandia Is Real Keep Portland Weird
ShareWorld’s Lightest Material Micro Lattice Is 99.99% Air I saw this post on Laughing Squid, and I had to pass it on. I love love love the image of the mesh resting on the dandelion. Super cool. The walls of the nanotubes (which compose the lattice) are 1000 times thinner than a human hair. Pretty [...]
ShareSo Say We All Adama’s The Man Portlandia is sometimes funny often fart-smellingly smug about the fart smelling smugness of my home, Portland, Oregon. It is better than where you live, unless you’re the blowjob inspector of the kingdom of infinite tits. That’s neither here nor there. I just wanted to crow a bit. Battlestar [...]
ShareYou’re Right, Dale I Am Wise and Awesome I enjoy texting with my friend Dale. He makes me happyyyyy when skies are gray. We’re both losing weight, which means he’s going to drop 20lbs and be 25, and I’ll slogging along, 22lbs along an 80lb journey. Dale lives on 2nd Ave, in Manhattan. His life [...]
Share Lest We Forget The Simpsons Were Once The Funniest Thing Ever The Simpsons have been around for 25 years (including the shitty, unfunny Tracy Ullman stuff). That’s astonishing. I was 21 when the Simpsons started, and it was crazy funny. Maybe is was all the weed, but…
ShareThe Clinton Foundation, Celebrity Division Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Sean Penn Matt Damon, Kevin Spacey, Jack Black, Ted Danson This clip from Funny or Die is pretty funny, considering anything featuring this many A-listers, and a politician is going to be as edgy and inoffensive, as dinner at the Olive Garden. That’s ok. They have [...]
