Christy Turlington, I Love You
My Wife Is Cool With It
I tweeted a supermodel, and she tweeted me back. I celebrate this fact with my friend Dale. I’m not really proud of my initial response, but there it is. Dale’s reply is Algonquin, George S Kaufman funny. I have posted many texts from Dale, if your of a mind to read them.
Here’s the tweet that made me leave my family without once looking back.


