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A Brief History Of Pretty Much Everything…In Flipbook Form.

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Hello, Youdopia. I came across this neato flipbook history of everything while perusing The Daily Grail. Good stuff there. This video is some guy’s art project. He got an A. Enjoy. I used to make flipbooks in 7th and 8th grade. Mostly Paratroopers and robots.

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Craziest Shit Ever: Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine By Sonseed

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Hello Youdopia. I saw this wonderful video of Christian Ska on the very fine blog Television Sux. I didn’t want to just cut and paste his work, so I credit him with the idea, and write my own post. This is why Christian music sucks. You can’t rock out. You have to be Hallmark happy [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Bacon Flavored Lube

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Well, Youdopia, sometimes you just have to share the love.  I came across this, bacon flavored lube, on Carnal Nation. I can tell you that I didn’t have to deliberate long before deciding to share it with the world. Craziest Shit Ever? I think that’s a yes. Here is the YouTube page of the delightful [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Using Google Maps To Track The H1N1 Swine Flu Outbreak. War Games Meets The Stand

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Well, hi there, stranger. Pardon me if I don’t shake hands, and hide my face behind a rebreather from the paint shop. Youdopia is on High Alert. We don’t want any of that H1N1 Swine Flu round here. Our infrastructure is set up to handle an event of that magnitude. I’m almost out of soda [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Old Computer Parts Used To Play Bohemian Rhapsody

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Youdopia, this is the Craziest Shit Ever. For real. Some guy recreated the classic Queen song, Bohemian Rhapsody, using vintage computers, equipment, and components. It’s amazing. It’s also six minutes long, so you may want to scrub through it a bit, but… it’s really amazing.  The amount of work is staggering.  Tech blog Geeklogie turned [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Conservative Teabagging – Rachel Maddow And The Elephant In The Room

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Youdopia, I succumb to shameless pandering at times. I am but mortal. Here is a viral vid of Rachel Maddow discussing the whole Boston Tea Party thing the nazis are doing. Of course, being clueless squares, the conservatives choose the unfortunate verb, “Teabag” as what one does to protest Obama’s attempts to form a more [...]

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Pieces Of The Puzzle: It’s Strippers and Cupcakes All The Way Down

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It’s been a wild couple of weeks. Courtesy of Facebook, I have found my wonderful son, I have reconnected with some old friends, and now I’m getting people I went to high school with.
I live a very compartmentalized life. A house with many mansions, as it were. As I reconnect with people from my past, [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Kajagoogoo Singer Has A Swing Band And Sings 80’s Hits.

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Well, Youdopia, is it that time already? We’ve had pop singers turn into crooners singing the classics, as they enter the September of their years (Rod Stewart comes to mind). Now, the Eighties are so long ago that Limahl, the too shy shy singer from Kajagoogoo now has a swing band. The twist is he [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Alan Gives A Reading From Masks Of The Illuminati At Robert Anton Wilson’s Memorial

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Youdopia, it doesn’t get much better than Alan Moore giving a reading from Robert Anton Wilson’s Masks Of The Illuminati. This is from one of Bob’s memorial services. I miss him. I almost met him. He sent my roommate a copy of Orson Welle’s F For Fake in the mail, simply because my roommate wrote [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: OMG Joe Biden Drops The F Bomb… Just Like Real People!

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You know what, Youdopia? I like Joe Biden. I like it that his candor and abruptness allow him to remain nominally human in the center of Dis. The other day, an open mic caught Vice President Biden, when called “Mr Vice President” by a colleague, replying, “Give me a fucking break!”. Funny. I like [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: One Stupid Post Skewed My Traffic Forever. Amy Winehouse, You Done Me Wrong

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Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Bart Simpson Is Shilling For Scientology, Apparently.

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This is too nutty to ignore.  I didn’t save the blog I snatched this from, but it’s definitely Scientology yahoo Nancy Cartwright using Bart Simpson’s voice to promote a CoS event. Talk about balls.

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Craziest Shit Ever: The World’s Oldest (known) Lolcat Photograph.

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You, my fair youdopians, are bearing witness to what may be the birth of a meme. This image is purported (by those purporters who pretend to purport) to be the world’s first lolcat. It’s from 1905, and was found in a Seattle antique store. Over 100 years of lols. Yes, Virginia, you can haz [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: “Property Of The Bavarian Illuminati” Stickers For Sale (fnord)

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Yep, youdopians. There is a Texan (no word on if he’s from Bad Ass, Texas) but he sells these dandy stickers that one can place anywhere appopriate. Biphenyl.org is where I found this tidbit (via Boing Boing).  It’s been quite an intense week.  The collapse of the free market affected our business, and we made [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: John McCain Plays David Letterman, Letterman Plays McCain. Couric Wins. Nicely Done.

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Hello, youdopia. This will cease to be relevent in moments, but I thought it worth posting. John McCain cancelled on Letterman, to “race back to Washington” because of this economic downturn hysteria, and… well… watch.

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Craziest Shit Ever: Kinky Is Not A Diagnosis. A Petition For Revision Of DSM

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Kinky is NOT a Diagnosis!
The DSM Revision Petition is gathering signatures from individuals and organizations calling on the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to adhere to empirical research when revising the diagnoses in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM).
Statements currently within the DSM Paraphilias criteria are contradicted by scientific evidence therefore NCSF must [...]

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Remember.

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9/11

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Craziest Shit Ever: Nipple Olympics? Today’s Crazy Search Terms

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nipples
13

lolcats
9

nipple slips
4

amy winehouse
2

nipple olympics
2

amy winehouse nipple
2

celebrity slips
1

celebrity nipple slip
1

gastonia police sniper conf
1

2008 sniper conference
1

Nipple Olympics? Really, google?

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Craziest Shit Ever. My Search Terms… Again

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I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why.  This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.

nipples
2

cat nipples
1

best nipples
1

basement suicide
1

lolcats

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Craziest Shit Ever: The Gastonia Police Sniper Conference In North Carolina

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I recently opened my power bill, as people do, and I  was a tad surprised to find a flyer for the upcoming Sniper Conference.  It’s put on by the police, and the tag line is:

PUBLIC EVENT
Test Your Skill
Train in similar conditions
police snipers train under.
Do you have what it takes?

I grew up in New Hampshire. I’m [...]

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