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RIP Patrice Oneal. You Were Amazingly Funny

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Dead At 41 Unbelievably Funny I was shocked to hear that we lost comedian Patrice Oneal. He died following a stroke brought on by diabetes. It’s unusually surprising, as I have had a Patrice Oneal video clip in the queue for about six weeks, but I’m as busy as fuck with work, and I just [...]

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Bank Bailouts Explained By Cute LIttle Critters

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  This was shown on Disinformation and I nicked it. It’s long to watch but it’s all true. If you plan on voting for either major party this election, you’re saying this is how you like to roll, cuz ain’t no difference between D and R.

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A Lot Of Marines Are Furious At What Police Did To Scott Olsen

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Scott Olsen Shot In The Head For What? The Occupy movement gets minimal coverage here in the States. If you’re in the States, and don’t think that’s true, take a look at any other foreign news site. My wife followed the police attack on Occupy Oakland, which was just a test case to see how [...]

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Abu Dhabi Billionaire Writes His Name So Big You Can See It From Space

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Vanity Thy Name Is Hamad At Least It’s Not Mike Hunt This is really the Craziest Shit Ever. The picture you see is from Google Earth. It is a section of the island Al Futaisi. That island is owned by a humble renunciate named… wait for it… Hamad. He’s rich. Oil rich. This kind of [...]

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Two Chatbots (Cleverbot) Talking To Each Other. AI Is The Craziest Thing Ever.

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Turing Is Turning In His Grave One Thinks It’s A Unicorn This is really cute. Two AI chat programs talk to each other. I think it’s pretty interesting. I like it that the guybot says he’s not a robot, but a unicorn. I do not fear a robot revolution anytime soon, no matter how dire [...]

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Bob Dylan’s Grandson Is A Rapper. Craziest Thing Ever.

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10 Minutes Is His Mixtape When I saw this posted on The Sun’s website, I hoped this would be awful… awful funny. It isn’t though. It’s perfectly fine. By that I mean that it’s no worse than anything I hear being released lately, and it’s a zillion times better than the music I wrote at [...]

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Japanese “Dental Training” Robot Is Destined For … Repurposing.

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I’ve been warning humanity of the pending robot revolution, with posts like this, and this. This robot is designed as a practice droid for dental students in (surprise) Japan. She blinks, can turn her head, react to pain, and gag. Who said that? Which one of you just said, “Sounds like the perfect woman. Can [...]

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Craziest Thing Ever – Genetically Modded Cell Emits LASER Light.

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Prepare To Be Assimilated Can Laser Cats Be Far Behind? Science has created a living cell that produces and emits an honest to god laser light. Holy shit, right? I know. The “how” is too complicated for a LOL blogger like myself to explain, so I’ve given you two ways to learn more about our [...]

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Listen To ‘The Twilight World Of Syd Barrett’ From BBC4. Pink Floyd’s Madcap Genius Gets Another Look.

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Wouldn’t You Miss Me At All? Mick Rock’s Iconic Pic The Twilight World Of Syd Barrett Is Still A Mystery This new radio documentary about Pink Floyd’s legendary guitarist, and primary songwriter, doesn’t really shine any new light on Syd’s mysterious disappearance from the music world. It does have commentary from Syd’s sister, who was [...]

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Watch “In Search Of The Great Beast 666″ For Free Online. Sponsored By Goldman Sachs.

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  This movie In Search Of The Great Beast 666 was apparently made by a quasi-sentient fungus with no sense of humor, or it was made by my grandmother. By this I mean it is a tad biased against Frater Perderabo. Aleister Crowley (seen here as a kitty cat) is a polarizing, yet deeply significant, [...]

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Banksy Pranksy. Christ The Redeemer As Osama Bin Laden (Satire)

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Hipster Prophet Banksy Paints Christ The Redeemer To Look Like A Bullet Riddled Osama Bin Laden. I saw this image show up yesterday, on Tumblr. Even though the image is clearly marked as coming from The Poke (the UK version of the Onion), people went apeshit, praising Banksy for pulling off this feat. Granted had [...]

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Oh Good, We’ve Taught Robots To Sing. Nothing Creepy About That.

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Hey Hey Hey I Feel Fantastic Ok, Teach your robot to sing, but why dress it up and put a wig on it? I bet it looks like the creator’s mother. Eewww. Anyway, I’ve warned of (german) robots who  can lie, and of robots who serve ice cream (but do they serve I man?), but [...]

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Courage In Action: Kindergarten Teacher Sings To Kids, During Gun Fight, To Keep Them Calm

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No ha ha’s here, I’m afraid. Teacher Martha Rivera Alanis was teaching her class in Monterrrey, Mexico, when a shoot out broke out, outside. She makes the kids lay on the floor, and then she sings songs with them (as people outside are being killed) to keep them calm. Incredible courage, and compassion is shown [...]

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Coolest Thing Ever: Dock Ellis Pitches A No-Hitter For The Pirates In 1970… While Tripping Balls On LSD.

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This is crazy because it’s true. Dock Ellis pitched a no hitter against the Padres while on LSD. Sports people know this. Cool people may not. Robin Williams did a bit about it. Watch the video and listen to the man himself tell the story. It’s hilarious, and amazing. If you’ve ever done acid, you [...]

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Youdopia Is Open For Business Again.

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After six weeks of darkness, Youdopia lives again.  My ISP went under, and all their hosted sites (including mine) were frozen. Until my (old) ISP paid their overdue balance, I was powerless to get my site back (with lawyers and money and even then… jesus). After weeks of furious fist pounding and binge drinking, I [...]

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Mercury Orbiter MESSENGER Photographs Missing Space Probe Mariner 10 (Also orbiting Mercury).

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NASA has sent a permanent orbiter to the planet Mercury. It’s name is MESSENGER. Every letter of that name means something, like it does in the Kabbalah. Make of that what you will. While zooming around Mercury, mapping the surface, and takingpictures, MESSENGER came across this guy in the image above. That spacecraft is the [...]

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Does Hassan Saida Own The Oldest Portrait Of Jesus Christ? Craziest Thing Ever

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This is really interesting. This dude, Hassan Saida (pictured below) has come forward with a collection of 70 codices (books) dating to the 1st Century CE. That’s pretty cool on its own, right? It gets better. These codices are unique in that their made of cast lead. Cast, not inscribed. Lead, not parchment, hide, or [...]

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Coolest Tattoo Ever. Salvador Dali’s Disintegration Of The Persistence Of Memory, And Others.

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I saw this on Tumblr, but I lost the link. I’m sorry, OP. If I find a provenance, I will provide it. Cool tattoos are something I have blogged about once or twice, and this one is definitely a cool tattoo. Coolest Tattoo Ever? It is today. Craziest Tattoo Ever? Probably in the running. If [...]

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Supermoon Washes Up 100+ World War 2 Mortars On British Beach

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Not really much more to add. The title says it all. The tidal pull of the recent Supermoon, while beautiful, exposed more than a hundred World War 2 bombs, on an English shore. No one died, and there were no reports of Nazi zombies rising from the briny deep, so it’s not quite the Coolest [...]

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Watch Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel’s 1928 Surrealist Masterpiece “Un Chien Andalou”.

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Here’s something cool. Surrealist icons Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel avant garde masterpiece (?) Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog). The opening scene is rough, folks. It’s an eyeball sliced open by a straight razor. Artistic, no? This is a highly influential movie, and it’s even listed on some Top 100 lists. You can watch [...]

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