Share The Dept of Homeland Security has partnered with Wal-Mart. To save America from terrorists, for less. Winston Smith: In accordance to the principles of Doublethink, it does not matter if the war is not real, or when it is, that victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won. It is [...]
Browsing the archives for the craziest shit ever category
Share I can’t remember the provenance of this picture. I took it to be mean to somebody, probably Dale, but I can’t remember why this would irk him. Maybe he’s scared of dolls? I don’t know. Its some kind of creepy love robot, I recall that much. Anyway, let’s call it the craziest thing ever.
Share EDMOND, OK — Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts. They say they took four pair of boots, [...]
Share see more Lol Celebs Leslie Nielsen is dead. He is no more. He is an ex-actor, and don’t call him Shirley. I hope he went somewhere nice. He made me laugh. The humor was slapstick, but he sold it. Rest in pieces, Lt. Drebin.
Share Thuggin it & Lovin It. A documentary filmed in Baton Rouge, LA. My current home. Watch this video. The last sentence of this news story is the Funniest Thing Ever. For real. Hide your kids, hide your wife. I can’t wait to get outta here. What you see is right here where we live. [...]
Share I came across this 100% non creepy video of Charles Manson, while dicking around with my YouTube plugin. Smiles all around.
ShareA hologram gave a concert, Youdopia. Why, yes! It was in Japan, why do you ask? Non existent artist Hatsune Miku, (she’s a synthesizer program) is giving live concerts. The audience is mainly men. Think upon that, ye mighty, and despair. It’s the Craziest Thing Ever.
Share I spit on your crapulous creeds. This is the Craziest Shit Ever. Fo Sho. Does this remind you of anything?
ShareGoddamn it. Three days down. That will not happen again, Youdopia. I’m shopping around for another hosting company. Many people can deal with outages, rolling blackouts, and acts of Bob. I cannot. I realized that I use Youdopia the way many use a bar, or friends, or a hobby. I missed you. This must never [...]
Share Yikes, Youdopia. It’s very easy to get anything off a pc. Yay. The Emperor has no clothes.
ShareSince Jimmy Page is apparently taking a decade off, I must bring you Led Zeppelin “goodness” via a nice recording of Van Halen (whom I never liked. Icky icky one step above Kiss, ptui) playing Trampled Underfoot. So there we are. Many of you(dopia) like Van Halen. That’s cool. I do not. Different strokes. Enjoy [...]
ShareHi Youdopia! I just got a tweet from Rainn Wilson, the actor who plays Dwight on the Office. He made a movie called Super, that is apparently controversial because it’s violent. Really? It’s 2010. I think the violence is being hyped because the movie looks like it’s low budget, and something has to create buzz. [...]
Share Having you been smoking out all night, and still need to go to the store, or go pick up your kids? Well, you may have adapted to your state of intoxication, much like a deep sea diver adapts to the pressure of the briny deep. Like a deep sea diver too, you may very [...]
ShareRelic From The French Revolution Held a Blood Soaked Hankie Hey, Youdopia. There’s this neat story on Wired, about this decorative gunpowder gourd, which once held a handkerchief dipped in the blood of Louis XVI. The hankie is gone, but there was still plenty of blood. DNA tests were done, and the blood belonged to [...]
Share Gliese is the Word Hail Ants I will keep this short, Youdopia. Apparently (above) received a signal from another planet. Gliese 581g was recently discovered. The signal may be intelligent. Maybe not. If so, then refer to the picture below. Thank you. I , for one, welcome our alien overlords.
SharePeter Niemeyer… Nicely Done I actually saw this on CNN this morning, Youdopia. Nevermind the war, here’s a woman getting accidentally fondled in Germany. Hertha Berlin player Peter Niemeyer moved to give ref Bibiana Steinhaus a pat, but misjudged the distance (watch the video and you’ll see that it’s a mistake) and copped a feel [...]
ShareHere is the latest meme, Youdopia. It is Cigar Guy, a man who was present at the Ryder Cup when Tiger Woods hit a photographer with an errant ball. People have been putting this guy everywhere, like classic album covers. Memes are fascinating, and it’s always interesting to see what catches on and what drops [...]
Share Hey, Youdopia! Remember when Homer Simpson envied the Teamsters for being so lazy and surly? Well, surliness may be replaced by mellowness, because the Teamsters Union has now accepted marijuana growers among their members. Did you know that bud snippers, the people who remove the yummy, sticky, buds from the plants, currently make around [...]