| nipples | 13 |  |
| lolcats | 9 | |
| nipple slips | 4 | |
| amy winehouse | 2 | |
| nipple olympics | 2 | |
| amy winehouse nipple | 2 | |
| celebrity slips | 1 | |
| celebrity nipple slip | 1 | |
| gastonia police sniper conf | 1 | |
| 2008 sniper conference | 1 | |
Nipple Olympics? Really, google?
September 4, 2008
Craziest Shit Ever: Nipple Olympics? Today’s Crazy Search Terms
August 31, 2008
Craziest Shit Ever. My Search Terms… Again
Yes, google. I like nipples.
I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why. This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.
| nipples | 2 | |
| cat nipples | 1 | |
| best nipples | 1 | |
| basement suicide | 1 | |
| lolcats |
August 9, 2008
Yesterday’s Search Terms: The Craziest Shit Ever.
In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have to even wear pants when I’m around…. but… the search terms that people use to get to Youdopia are pretty … unique. Take a gander. What horrible fetish-laden search string brought you here, dear reader? For shame!
| lungfish | 2 |
| enema porn | 2 |
| pissboys | 2 |
| harvey korman | 1 |
| funny shit ever | 1 |
| beat yourselves with rusty chains | 1 |
July 22, 2008
Today’s Top Search Terms: Pissboys, Tom Waits, And Adam Kadmon
I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s this guy. That’s how the Terminator computer that will kill us all thinks of me. Please do note:
| one charming motherfucking pig | 2 |
| “george carlin” quotations | 1 |
| tom waits wooden leg | 1 |
| the craziest shit on the internet | 1 |
| “of flowers” “please beat yourselves in | 1 |
| lolcats | 1 |
| lolcats admin | 1 |
| pissboys | 1 |
| adam kadmon | 1 |
