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Craziest Shit Ever: One Stupid Post Skewed My Traffic Forever. Amy Winehouse, You Done Me Wrong

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Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Nipple Olympics? Today’s Crazy Search Terms

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nipples
13

lolcats
9

nipple slips
4

amy winehouse
2

nipple olympics
2

amy winehouse nipple
2

celebrity slips
1

celebrity nipple slip
1

gastonia police sniper conf
1

2008 sniper conference
1

Nipple Olympics? Really, google?

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Craziest Shit Ever. My Search Terms… Again

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I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why.  This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.

nipples
2

cat nipples
1

best nipples
1

basement suicide
1

lolcats

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Yesterday’s Search Terms: The Craziest Shit Ever.

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In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have [...]

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Today’s Top Search Terms: Pissboys, Tom Waits, And Adam Kadmon

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I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s [...]

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