Browsing the archives for the crazy search terms category
Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search [...]
nipples
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lolcats
9
nipple slips
4
amy winehouse
2
nipple olympics
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amy winehouse nipple
2
celebrity slips
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celebrity nipple slip
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gastonia police sniper conf
1
2008 sniper conference
1
Nipple Olympics? Really, google?
I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why. This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.
nipples
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cat nipples
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best nipples
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basement suicide
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lolcats
In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have [...]
I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s [...]
Feed Me, Seymour
