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B Kliban Is The Funniest Thing Ever

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Funniest Cartoon Ever Kliban was a genius There really isn’t anyone else I’ve found who’s blown my mind, through cartoons, like B Kliban.  He’s like the Robert Anton Wilson of cartoon artists. There’s this one cartoon of a caveman about to throw a rock at the moon, that’s just hilarious to the point of infinite [...]

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Funniest Thing Ever (Retro Edition) – Buddy Hackett Live And Uncensored

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Jew Vill Ski! Jew Vill Not Ski! Jew Vill Watch! I remember watching this when it first aired on HBO, back in the early 80′s. I was living in Bedford, NH and one funny night in 1983 (I looked it up) Buddy Hackett made me laugh my ass off. He joked about homosexuals, and nazis, [...]

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My Favorite Vengeance Dad Ever.

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Duck, Duck GOOSE Vengeance Dad, you’ve done it again. You creeped out everyone in the room but me. I was laughing like a homicidal, axe-wielding maniac. I have lauded the Vengeance Dad meme before, a couple times.

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Lou Reed Is Recording An Album With Metallica. Adolf Hitler Shares My Feelings

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Mit Iodine What would Cliff Think? Lou Reed and Metallica. I agree mit der fuhrer, but from the opposite position. I have very little love for Metallica, and any regard I held for them ended… shit 15 years ago? Whenever they decided they needed hits. Lou Reed will gain a certain amount of new fans, [...]

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Professor Internet’s Flowchart Of Internet Anger And Etiquette Is The Funniest Thing Ever.

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So You’re Mad About Something On The Internet So True It Will Be The New Bible We all have done it, and we know people that do it. People can be dicks online. Why? Because people can be dicks online. Ethics and etiquette aside, this flowchart is one of the funniest things in the world, [...]

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Funniest Ever: The New Sheriff Scene From Blazing Saddles

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Mel Brooks & Richard Pryor Wrote It ‘Scuse Me While I Whip This Out I grew up watching Mel Brooks movies. History of the World, Part One, was a high school staple. Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein were as well, because their humor is truly brilliant. This scene is one of the funniest things ever. [...]

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This Is How We Let The Terrorists Win. Funniest Thing Ever

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I LOL’ed Thank you, Internet Not much to say, really. I saw this on Tumblr, and laughed, so I put it here. I keep all such things under the category of Doodles.

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Internet Husband Is My Favorite Meme At The Moment. Funniest Thing Ever.

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Bear Grylls Reference! Meta Meme Alert! You know I love my memes. It’s how I stay young. The Bear Grylls meme has been my favorite for awhile, but Internet Husband came by, all young and hot, and slutty… I couldn’t resist. I ad my dalliance with The Dos Equis Guy, and a tryst with Vengeance [...]

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This Ecard Is The Funniest Thing Ever. Google Plus = Dante’s Hell.

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Awesome site Very Funny I was led to Someecards.com by seeing their cards all over Tumblr. One of them finally cracked my armored hide, and made me laugh, so I mush share it with the world. I don’t give a damn about Google +. I deal enough with metrics, marketing, and social networks enough in [...]

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XKCD Is The Funniest Webcomic Ever

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Beware The Time Vulture It Gets Us All I have posted funny comics from XKCD before, like this one. When I saw this, I had to post it.

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Bo Burnham Does “If Shakespeare Did Porn”. Funniest Sonnet Ever.

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Bo Burhnam Is Funny Kind Of A Dick I just watched Bo Burnham on Netflix. He is a funny, intelligent, almost Asberger-y, young comic. Henny Youngman meets the Rain Man. It’s good stuff. This is his Sonnet 155. It was shot on cameraphone in good old Portland, Oregon in 2009. The first 3 minutes are [...]

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Funniest Picture Ever. Maybe A Little Sacriligious…

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When I saw this on Tumblr I laughed out loud. It was after 2 am, and I almost woke the kids, because this picture is so damn funny. It’s also information rich. There’s a lot being said here. I dig this doodle.

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Ron Swanson Bacon & Eggs Ice Cream Is The Choice Of Today’s Mustachioed Libertarian.

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Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have Nick Offerman’s Character Is Brilliant Ron Swanson, played by Nick Offerman on Parks and Recreation is the hyper-Hemingwayian Man. He’s like a real life Chuck Norris (that’s funny). He hunts, fishes, eats and drinks like a Norse God, and is the government official who believes government [...]

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Funniest Thing Ever! Barking Cat Starts Meowing When Caught By Owner.

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Cat Barks Like Dog Resumes Meowing When Discovered It has been a long time since I posted anything lolcat related. It’s kind of had it’s day in the sun, as far as I’m concerned. However, this video is exceptional.  We see a kitty who is obviously barking at something outside, just like a dog. What’s [...]

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Watch An Episode Of Blackadder The Second While “Working”. Funny Stuff. Totally Worth It.

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Blackadder Is Absolute Comedy Genius Watch a full episode. It’s worth it. If you grew up in the 80′s, you probably enjoyed the brticom Blackadder, starring the comedic genius Rowan Atkinson. Funny stuff, right? Well, it’s probably been long enough that you can watch it again, and it will be just like new. So screw [...]

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It’s Going To Take More Than Cupcakes To Bring Back Ol’ Rusty.

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Tell me this isn’t the funniest thing ever. Yes, it’s dark, but isn’t that why you come here?

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Funniest God Memes Ever. 4Chan & Tumblr Are To Be Thanked.

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  The Old Testament God Of Love Seems Anything But This ain’t no theology blog. Boy, you can leave your hermeneutics at the door. This mosaic of heresy was found on Tumblr, although its components likely originated on 4chan. They’re sacrilegious, funny, and show a very naked Emperor. I like the humor.

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B. Kliban Cartoons Are The Funniest Cartoons Ever. For Real.

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The B in B. Kliban Stands For Bernard Funniest Cartoonist Ever I discovered B. Kliban in 1986, in the humor section of the Paperback Booksmith, in the Bedford (NH) Mall. I was probably looking at Bloom County, and National Lampoon, as well. His unbelievably weird, and transcendentally brilliant cartoons brought unto me illumination not unlike [...]

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Go The F*ck To Sleep As Read By Samuel L Jackson. Funniest. Thing. Ever.

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Samuel L. Jackson Reads Go The Fuck To Sleep. If you’re a parent, you are likely familiar with the Akashic book, Go The F*ck To Sleep. It’s insanely popular. Good for Akashic Publishing. It’s also super funny… once. I bought it, and we all laughed and now it sits on the floor. However, this one [...]

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Weird Al Yankovic Shares The Secret To His Success, His Hair. It’s The Funniest Thing Ever.

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UHF is a good movie. Weird Al Yankovic Is Cruel To His Hair Stylist. How has Weird Al Yankovic managed to stay relevant over three decades? You might think the answer is black magic, and a lot of semen, but that’s not the case. It’s his wonderful hair. This may surprise you, but Weird Al [...]

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