Hey, Youdopia! Remember when Homer Simpson envied the Teamsters for being so lazy and surly? Well, surliness may be replaced by mellowness, because the Teamsters Union has now accepted marijuana growers among their members. Did you know that bud snippers, the people who remove the yummy, sticky, buds from the plants, currently make around $18/hour. Thanks to the Teamsters, they’ll make $25.50/hr.

(pauses while reader evaluates life choices)

I know. It’s the Craziest Shit Ever. Read the whole story here.

Happy Birthday, my friends. Youdopia, I have two friends who have birthdays, my dear friend Elizabeth, and my blogger friend Brigid. Hitler also has a birthday today, so there’s that.

Today’s secret code is:  9K9TN9Z5VXYC

Some of my ne’er do well stoner friends tell me that today is also “420″, which has some sort of Drug/Satanic/Obama significance. If that’s true, then I’m keeping my cats and children inside tonight, lest some pagan (all pagan males have goatees, like Satan) and/or hopped up drug fiend try to abduct and eat them.

So happy birthday and beware! One thing I am sure of… Sarah Palin won’t be getting high on 4/20… although she might celebrate Hitler’s birthday… well, as long as she doesn’t get high. Here is a lolcat.