Browsing the archives for the balls tag

Lolcat Time. Dis Is Furry Purrito.

11 May, 2010 in fnord, humor, lolcats by

Share The Ur-Lol site, Icanhascheezburger, where lolcats were born, has refreshed some of its older, and funnier lolcats, in order to make them diggable, facebookable, favorite-able, etc. You know… all those buttons that let you tweet your favorite CNN rape atrocity, or Onion article, or Farmville accomplishment. Yeah, that. So, Youdopia, here is a lolcat, [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Conservative Teabagging – Rachel Maddow And The Elephant In The Room

10 Apr, 2009 in craziest shit ever, fnord, humor, wisdom by

Share Youdopia, I succumb to shameless pandering at times. I am but mortal. Here is a viral vid of Rachel Maddow discussing the whole Boston Tea Party thing the nazis are doing. Of course, being clueless squares, the conservatives choose the unfortunate verb, “Teabag” as what one does to protest Obama’s attempts to form a [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: This Stupid Video I Can’t Remember Finding

10 Dec, 2008 in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor by
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iS6chrslAfo”

Share I found this in my online travels today. I don’t know where, although I think it was from the Daily Grail. It’s from an online series named Action Auto. It made me laugh seven hours ago. Maybe it will make you laugh. My wife quit smoking this week. I will not murder her. I [...]

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Jimmy Page Closes The Olympics In A Genius Move From A PR Standpoint

24 Aug, 2008 in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord, Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin, music by

Share I think this is brilliant, youdopians. Cheesy to the max, the Super Bowl Halftime Show times a thousand, but… BILLIONS of people saw Jimmy Page not suck. From a PR standpoint, Mr. Page was just watched by half the fucking world. Nice. His solo was HOT! He’s obviously playing, and his appearance with John [...]

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That’s Dr. Jimmy To You. Jimmy Page Receives Honorary Doctorate

27 Jun, 2008 in Coolest Shit Ever, craziest shit ever, Jimmy Page, music, wisdom by

Share Score one for clean living, I guess. James Patrick Page (all hail!) was given an Honorary Doctorate (in Hermetic Studies… just kidding) by the University Of Surrey. Why? Because he is all things to all people, that’s why, apostate! So there you go kids. Study the occult, do drugs, bang teenage girls, and all [...]

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I Want To Know, Am I The Sky Or The Bird

26 Jun, 2008 in fnord, sadhana and dharma, wisdom by

Share The quill from a buzzard, blood writes the word. I want to know am I the sky or the bird? Hells boiling over, and heaven is full. We’re chained to the world, and we all gotta pull. (We’re all gonna be just dirt in the ground) – Tom Waits It’s a wild life. I’m [...]

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Your Majesty, You Look Like The Piss Boy! (Mel Brooks)

28 May, 2008 in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor, wisdom by

ShareI loved this movie when it came out, Youdopia. It makes me laugh still. This scene, although a bit long, is truly hilarious in places. This is part of Mel Brooks’ History of the World Part 1. This is the last funny movie Mel Brooks made. That’s right, Spaceballs isn’t funny. Sorry. Anyhoo, this little [...]

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Mr. President, Have You Ever Called Your Wife A Cunt?

2 May, 2008 in craziest shit ever, fnord by

Share What a twat. I mean the guy that asked the question. I have no beef w/ McCain. Of course the septuagenarian is a convervative. I will be too.

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Turn Turn Turn. As Above So Below, Motherfucker.

30 Apr, 2008 in craziest shit ever, fnord, wisdom by

Share I came across this today while trolling the Fortean Times for anomalies. You have to click on the pic to read the captions, but the gist is this. The picture on the left is a mouse neuron. The pic on the right is the universe.  Thrice Great Hermes (Adam Kadmon to his cronies) may [...]

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