Browsing the archives for the craziest shit ever tag

Craziest Shit Ever: Bacon Flavored Lube

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Well, Youdopia, sometimes you just have to share the love.  I came across this, bacon flavored lube, on Carnal Nation. I can tell you that I didn’t have to deliberate long before deciding to share it with the world. Craziest Shit Ever? I think that’s a yes. Here is the YouTube page of the delightful [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Using Google Maps To Track The H1N1 Swine Flu Outbreak. War Games Meets The Stand

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Well, hi there, stranger. Pardon me if I don’t shake hands, and hide my face behind a rebreather from the paint shop. Youdopia is on High Alert. We don’t want any of that H1N1 Swine Flu round here. Our infrastructure is set up to handle an event of that magnitude. I’m almost out of soda [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Old Computer Parts Used To Play Bohemian Rhapsody

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Youdopia, this is the Craziest Shit Ever. For real. Some guy recreated the classic Queen song, Bohemian Rhapsody, using vintage computers, equipment, and components. It’s amazing. It’s also six minutes long, so you may want to scrub through it a bit, but… it’s really amazing.  The amount of work is staggering.  Tech blog Geeklogie turned [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Kajagoogoo Singer Has A Swing Band And Sings 80’s Hits.

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Well, Youdopia, is it that time already? We’ve had pop singers turn into crooners singing the classics, as they enter the September of their years (Rod Stewart comes to mind). Now, the Eighties are so long ago that Limahl, the too shy shy singer from Kajagoogoo now has a swing band. The twist is he [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: ‘ Hate Is The Swiss Army Knife Of Emotions’ Imaginary T-Shirt

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Howdy, Youdopia. Yes, I’m still busy, but I caught this on Twitter, and wanted to share. It’s an imaginary tshirt designed by Mike Monteiro, and it’s hilarious. Truly the funniest shit ever.  Thanks to Laughing Squid for the heads up.

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Craziest Shit Ever: The World’s Oldest (known) Lolcat Photograph.

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You, my fair youdopians, are bearing witness to what may be the birth of a meme. This image is purported (by those purporters who pretend to purport) to be the world’s first lolcat. It’s from 1905, and was found in a Seattle antique store. Over 100 years of lols. Yes, Virginia, you can haz [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Nipple Olympics? Today’s Crazy Search Terms

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nipples
13

lolcats
9

nipple slips
4

amy winehouse
2

nipple olympics
2

amy winehouse nipple
2

celebrity slips
1

celebrity nipple slip
1

gastonia police sniper conf
1

2008 sniper conference
1

Nipple Olympics? Really, google?

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Craziest Shit Ever. My Search Terms… Again

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I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why.  This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.

nipples
2

cat nipples
1

best nipples
1

basement suicide
1

lolcats

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Craziest Shit Ever: The Gastonia Police Sniper Conference In North Carolina

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I recently opened my power bill, as people do, and I  was a tad surprised to find a flyer for the upcoming Sniper Conference.  It’s put on by the police, and the tag line is:

PUBLIC EVENT
Test Your Skill
Train in similar conditions
police snipers train under.
Do you have what it takes?

I grew up in New Hampshire. I’m [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Wired Has A Slideshow Of Lego Recreations Of Iconic Photos

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I must be getting old, Youdopians. The younger Mojozoso would definitely think this lego photo recreation of the execution of a Viet Cong prisoner (the famous Eddie Adams photo) was sick and twisted, and kinda funny.  I t generally don’t really w00t that much over lego stuff, or anyone who fucks with a Barbie and [...]

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Yesterday’s Search Terms: The Craziest Shit Ever.

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In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have [...]

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That’s Dr. Jimmy To You. Jimmy Page Receives Honorary Doctorate

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Score one for clean living, I guess. James Patrick Page (all hail!) was given an Honorary Doctorate (in Hermetic Studies… just kidding) by the University Of Surrey. Why? Because he is all things to all people, that’s why, apostate! So there you go kids. Study the occult, do drugs, bang teenage girls, and all this [...]

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Picture Taken Of A Pulse Of Light, Wave and All

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I can’t even really pretend to understand this story, but it does strike me as being the dog’s bollocks. The photo and the video below are of a super short burst of light. How short? Well, short enough to photograph the entire wave form. You can see the beginning, middle, and end of the fucker. [...]

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Best Headline Of The Week: Amy Winehouse Shows Nipples, Is Racist

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You know something, Youdopia? I saw this beauty of a story on (one of my) guilty pleasure, Egotastic. I like celebrity nipple slips. There. Happy? Anyhoo, beehive train wreck Amy Winehouse got videoed while at a “crack den”. She sings a racist song. And… A picture of her nipples, as promised. I didn’t [...]

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