Browsing the archives for the craziest shit ever tag

A Lot Of Marines Are Furious At What Police Did To Scott Olsen

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Scott Olsen Shot In The Head For What? The Occupy movement gets minimal coverage here in the States. If you’re in the States, and don’t think that’s true, take a look at any other foreign news site. My wife followed the police attack on Occupy Oakland, which was just a test case to see how [...]

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Abu Dhabi Billionaire Writes His Name So Big You Can See It From Space

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Vanity Thy Name Is Hamad At Least It’s Not Mike Hunt This is really the Craziest Shit Ever. The picture you see is from Google Earth. It is a section of the island Al Futaisi. That island is owned by a humble renunciate named… wait for it… Hamad. He’s rich. Oil rich. This kind of [...]

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I Love These Guys. The Lulz Boat Is The Coolest Thing Ever.

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If the bad guys speak like the good guys are supposed to, and the good guys act like bad guys… and the good guys imprison, torture, lie, extort, exploit, and exhaust the country, and the people whom they are sworn to serve (remember… public servants), then I believe the time has come for a reevaluation [...]

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Japanese “Dental Training” Robot Is Destined For … Repurposing.

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I’ve been warning humanity of the pending robot revolution, with posts like this, and this. This robot is designed as a practice droid for dental students in (surprise) Japan. She blinks, can turn her head, react to pain, and gag. Who said that? Which one of you just said, “Sounds like the perfect woman. Can [...]

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Craziest Thing Ever – Genetically Modded Cell Emits LASER Light.

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Prepare To Be Assimilated Can Laser Cats Be Far Behind? Science has created a living cell that produces and emits an honest to god laser light. Holy shit, right? I know. The “how” is too complicated for a LOL blogger like myself to explain, so I’ve given you two ways to learn more about our [...]

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Listen To ‘The Twilight World Of Syd Barrett’ From BBC4. Pink Floyd’s Madcap Genius Gets Another Look.

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Wouldn’t You Miss Me At All? Mick Rock’s Iconic Pic The Twilight World Of Syd Barrett Is Still A Mystery This new radio documentary about Pink Floyd’s legendary guitarist, and primary songwriter, doesn’t really shine any new light on Syd’s mysterious disappearance from the music world. It does have commentary from Syd’s sister, who was [...]

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Watch “In Search Of The Great Beast 666″ For Free Online. Sponsored By Goldman Sachs.

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  This movie In Search Of The Great Beast 666 was apparently made by a quasi-sentient fungus with no sense of humor, or it was made by my grandmother. By this I mean it is a tad biased against Frater Perderabo. Aleister Crowley (seen here as a kitty cat) is a polarizing, yet deeply significant, [...]

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Oh Good, We’ve Taught Robots To Sing. Nothing Creepy About That.

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Hey Hey Hey I Feel Fantastic Ok, Teach your robot to sing, but why dress it up and put a wig on it? I bet it looks like the creator’s mother. Eewww. Anyway, I’ve warned of (german) robots who  can lie, and of robots who serve ice cream (but do they serve I man?), but [...]

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Coolest Thing Ever: Dock Ellis Pitches A No-Hitter For The Pirates In 1970… While Tripping Balls On LSD.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO281JqXQdc”

This is crazy because it’s true. Dock Ellis pitched a no hitter against the Padres while on LSD. Sports people know this. Cool people may not. Robin Williams did a bit about it. Watch the video and listen to the man himself tell the story. It’s hilarious, and amazing. If you’ve ever done acid, you [...]

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Youdopia Is Open For Business Again.

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After six weeks of darkness, Youdopia lives again.  My ISP went under, and all their hosted sites (including mine) were frozen. Until my (old) ISP paid their overdue balance, I was powerless to get my site back (with lawyers and money and even then… jesus). After weeks of furious fist pounding and binge drinking, I [...]

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Mercury Orbiter MESSENGER Photographs Missing Space Probe Mariner 10 (Also orbiting Mercury).

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NASA has sent a permanent orbiter to the planet Mercury. It’s name is MESSENGER. Every letter of that name means something, like it does in the Kabbalah. Make of that what you will. While zooming around Mercury, mapping the surface, and takingpictures, MESSENGER came across this guy in the image above. That spacecraft is the [...]

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Does Hassan Saida Own The Oldest Portrait Of Jesus Christ? Craziest Thing Ever

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This is really interesting. This dude, Hassan Saida (pictured below) has come forward with a collection of 70 codices (books) dating to the 1st Century CE. That’s pretty cool on its own, right? It gets better. These codices are unique in that their made of cast lead. Cast, not inscribed. Lead, not parchment, hide, or [...]

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Coolest Tattoo Ever. Salvador Dali’s Disintegration Of The Persistence Of Memory, And Others.

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I saw this on Tumblr, but I lost the link. I’m sorry, OP. If I find a provenance, I will provide it. Cool tattoos are something I have blogged about once or twice, and this one is definitely a cool tattoo. Coolest Tattoo Ever? It is today. Craziest Tattoo Ever? Probably in the running. If [...]

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Watch Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel’s 1928 Surrealist Masterpiece “Un Chien Andalou”.

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Here’s something cool. Surrealist icons Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel avant garde masterpiece (?) Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog). The opening scene is rough, folks. It’s an eyeball sliced open by a straight razor. Artistic, no? This is a highly influential movie, and it’s even listed on some Top 100 lists. You can watch [...]

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This Footage Of The Tsunami Wave Hitting A Japanese Ship At Sea. Craziest Thing Ever.

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There has been a lot of horror in the world, this week. Probably no more than usual, but this is particularly telegenic. There is much suffering in the world, but there is also wonder. The same wave that ravaged Japan rolled harmlessly, although precipitously, under the ship in this video. It’s the craziest thing ever.  [...]

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Hatsune Miku In Android Form. Note The Terrifying Shark Eyes Tracking The Butterfly. Bad Robot!

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You might remember an earlier post in which I showed Japanese anime songstress Hatsune Miku, as a hologram, performing live on stage. That was pretty neat, creepy. This is more creepy. It’s not that the video is amazing. It’s just a robot head (I imagine there’s more of her) but her dead shark eyes creep [...]

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RIP Kenneth Mars. Inspector Kemp From Young Frankenstein Has Left Us.

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I am sad to hear of the death of Kenneth Mars. He was really funny in everything he did. He was great as Otto on Malcolm in the Middle, and he was insanely good as Inspector Kemp, in Young Frankenstein.  Rest In Peace, Kenneth Mars.

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This Boy Was Born With No Cerebellum, Or Pons, And Yet He Lives, Walks, Sings… Craziest Thing Ever.

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This is neato, Youdopia. Young Chase Britton, is three years old, and although a bit behind, developmentally, he’s alive and aware. He also has no cerebellum. That’s the part of the brain that does (almost) everything. Balance, emotions, and motor skills. He’s also missing the part of the Medula that controls breathing (the pons) and [...]

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Shutterfly Called My Daughter A Whore, Via Random Number Generator.

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The scream tore through my very marrow, Youdopia. I was up in an instant, running to the bedroom of my 16 year old daughter. On my way down the hall, I grabbed the fire extinguisher, and the Bible. I needed to be ready for whatever I encountered.  I found her, on the floor of her [...]

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College Kid Makes PVC Marimba, Mildly Entertains Group Of Peers

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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. The kid is not the coolest, but he wins over the girls with Madonna, and Lady Gaga. He gets some YEAAAHs from the disinterested beer fucks with his Mario Bros theme. No one reacted to Coldplay, which made me smile b/c I don’t like them. It [...]

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