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Craziest Shit Ever: One Stupid Post Skewed My Traffic Forever. Amy Winehouse, You Done Me Wrong

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Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search [...]

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Today’s Top Search Terms: Pissboys, Tom Waits, And Adam Kadmon

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I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s [...]

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