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Punctuation: It’s The Difference Between “Helping Your Uncle Jack, Off A Horse” and….

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more questionable content You Can Prick Your Finger, But Don’t Finger Your Prick It’s the more vile, 21st Century version of the old George Carlin bit, “You can prick your finger, but don’t finger your prick.” from Class Clown. This doodle made me laugh, so I share my humor (well, Very Demotivational’s humor) with you… [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: President LBJ Orders Haggar Slacks From The Oval Office, Belches And Talks About His … Junk.

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Thank the Metropator for NPR. I found this hilarious transcript… and accompanying audio recording, of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks from Mr. Haggar himself. Why is this the Funniest Shit Ever? Well, if you’re not familiar with our late president’s personality, reputation, or… churlishness. Youdopia, he makes me proud to be an American. Let me just [...]

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