Browsing the archives for the funniest shit ever tag

Funniest Shit Ever: President LBJ Orders Haggar Slacks From The Oval Office, Belches And Talks About His … Junk.

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Thank the Metropator for NPR. I found this hilarious transcript… and accompanying audio recording, of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks from Mr. Haggar himself. Why is this the Funniest Shit Ever? Well, if you’re not familiar with our late president’s personality, reputation, or… churlishness. Youdopia, he makes me proud to be an American.
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Funniest Shit Ever: Monty Python and the Deadliest Joke In the World Sketch (avec nazis)

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There’s not that much to say, Youdopia. Either you like Monty Python or you don’t. This sketch is about ten minutes long, so if you don’t like Monty Python I suggest you go read Post Secret or something instead. No blame.
I haven’t watched Monty Python in years, but this sketch still makes me laugh. Nazis [...]

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One Of My Favorite Songs: Warren Zevon’s Mr. Bad Example.

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Youdopia, I want to share one of my favorite songs with you. Mr. Bad Example by Warren Zevon. It is funny, frenetic and fantastic cheesy. The video is from an appearance on Letterman, as if that’s not obvious, but you can hear the original by clicking on the image above. Yes, I love easter eggs. [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Literal Version Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Thanks to Television Sux)

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Well, Youdopia, it’s a new era. Life goes on, regardless of intent or circumstance. The wheel keeps turning. Television Sux is a blog run by my oldest friend. This video made me laugh at a time when laughter usually is accompanied by a coppery taste. Thank you, my friend. Yes, this is the Funniest Shit [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Jon Stewart Pwns The Auto Industry. Thanks Consumerist!

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Well, Youdopia, this is a quicky, but it’s still the Funniest Shit Ever. Well, kind of angry, but funny. Jon Stewart censures the Auto Makers to “Be A Fucking Person!” Humor is truth, sometimes.  I saw this on The Daily Show, but I found the video while reading The Consumerist. You should read it too. [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Advanced Cat Yodeling. Lolcats Unite.

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This is the Funniest Shit Ever, I swear, Youdopia! Advanced Cat Yodeling. I have featured these guys before, and it’s because they’re hilarious. Humor is good for the soul, and nothing is funnier than annoying a cat. Not too much, but just enough to pay the fuckers back. Enjoy.

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The Funniest Shit Ever: Craig Ferguson Twofer. One From The Late Late Show, and One From The Drew Carey Show

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Youdopia, my lovely wife showed me the clip above, and I had to blog it. It my nature. I love Craig Ferguson, although I never ever watch his show. This opening number is brilliant, and clever.  The song they perform is A Wonderful Night by Fatboy Slim.   I forgot how much I like Fatboy Slim. [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Twitter In Real Life. Narcissism Revealed On College Humor

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Well, Youdopia. I found more of the funniest shit ever for you. I know you enjoy humor, and Twitter is omnipresent these days, so I hope you see the giggles in this clip from College Humor. Twitter is nuts, and it’s remarkably effective. It’s also a perfect place for people (chicks, mostly) to tell you [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: The Cast Of Star Trek: TNG On Tonight’s Family Guy

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Youdopia… yes I like Star Trek: The Next Generation. I thought, and still think, the Borg are badass, and tonight I watched a hilarious episode of Family Guy, wherein the cast of TNG returned. Yes, it tickled my nerd bone (connected to the funny bone) and made me laugh, ergo it’s the Funniest Shit Ever. [...]

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The Funniest Shit Ever: Annuale. The Once A Year Period Pill. (Tina Fey, SNL Commercial)

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Hold on to your fucking hat, Youdopia. This commercial is exceptionally funny.  The warnings given for this imaginary birthcontrol pill are hilarious. “Do not take if pregnant, as it may turn your baby into a firemonster.”  and “Notify authorities when your period is immanent, as they may want to lock you up pre-emptively like a [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: ‘ Hate Is The Swiss Army Knife Of Emotions’ Imaginary T-Shirt

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Howdy, Youdopia. Yes, I’m still busy, but I caught this on Twitter, and wanted to share. It’s an imaginary tshirt designed by Mike Monteiro, and it’s hilarious. Truly the funniest shit ever.  Thanks to Laughing Squid for the heads up.

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Funniest Shit Ever: John Cleese Explains Neuroscience And The Genetics Of Belief

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Hi Youdopia.  I’ve been busy, but I came across this hilarious video from John Cleese, in which he explains the God gene. Oh, it’s delightful to see such erudite humor in this fart filled world. Good stuff. I hope you’re all doing well. All things are good here. Mom’s on the roof. I think that [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: This Stupid Video I Can’t Remember Finding

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I found this in my online travels today. I don’t know where, although I think it was from the Daily Grail. It’s from an online series named Action Auto. It made me laugh seven hours ago. Maybe it will make you laugh. My wife quit smoking this week. I will not murder her. I [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: How About Michael Palin For President?

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Ok, Youdopia, Yes I would fuck Sarah Palin. Hard and rough and leave her with an extreme case of Stockholm Syndrome. But.. instead of having a Hockey Mom run the country, why not a Lumberjack? I prefer Michael Palin. His accent is nicer.

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Craziest Shit Ever: A Little Blasphemy For The Sabbath

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Vale, Youdopians (both of you). I saw this on my favorite Led Zeppelin board, and I had to nick it. I marvel at the humor inherent in (almost) any situation. This just tickles my funny bone.

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The Ten Oldest Jokes In The World (Religion not included)

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Shamelessly foisted from http://blogs.discovery.com/news_archaeorama/2008/08/worlds-ten-olde.html.  Their embed code didn’t work, so I nicked it… and I’ll do it again.
The oldest recorded joke dates back to 1900 B.C, according to a research into the ten oldest gags carried by the University of Wolverhampton, UK, and commissioned by the TV satellite channel Dave.
Heading the top 10 is a [...]

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