This is so funny, it's a koan

Funniest Cartoon Ever

Kliban was a genius

There really isn’t anyone else I’ve found who’s blown my mind, through cartoons, like B Kliban.  He’s like the Robert Anton Wilson of cartoon artists. There’s this one cartoon of a caveman about to throw a rock at the moon, that’s just hilarious to the point of infinite regress. Without a doubt, it’s the funniest thing ever.

WTF is this about? And yet it's hilarious.

Videodisc. Not Laserdisc, not DVD... video DISC

Jew Vill Ski!

Jew Vill Not Ski! Jew Vill Watch!

I remember watching this when it first aired on HBO, back in the early 80′s. I was living in Bedford, NH and one funny night in 1983 (I looked it up) Buddy Hackett made me laugh my ass off.

He joked about homosexuals, and nazis, and jews…. oh it was wonderful. I now realize that nazis were still relevant in 1983, because those folks (of Hackett’s generation) saw it happen.

A lot of this comedy is pretty hackneyed and dated now, but there are some real gems in this. Buddy Hackett was fucking funny! The most famous anecdote about the Tonight Show, the Johnny Carson days, is the legendary joke Buddy told the Tonight Show audience during a commercial break. When the show came back from break, Johnny, Ed, and the audience were all in hysterics, but the folks would never know what was said.

If you’ve got the 74 minutes to kill, you should watch this. It’s the funniest shit ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLnknkYetQ

He Was Really, Really Funny. Dead At Age 41

Dead At 41

Unbelievably Funny

I was shocked to hear that we lost comedian Patrice Oneal. He died following a stroke brought on by diabetes. It’s unusually surprising, as I have had a Patrice Oneal video clip in the queue for about six weeks, but I’m as busy as fuck with work, and I just haven’t had the time to post it.

I watched Patrice Oneal’s recent stand up video, Elephant In The Room, after seeing his performance on the (otherwise tepid) Charlie Sheen Roast. Everybody joked about how he was fat, black, diabetic, and dying. I didn’t realize they were so right. Anyway, his humor is brilliant, dark, really, really spot on. He rarely finishes sentences, when he’s making observations. He just trails off, leaving you to finish the thought. Which you can, because all he did was say what you (just) realized you believed all along. That’s genius. I was delighted to find another comic genius to admire, and see live (for once), but no. Patrice Oneal has left us, and we are the poorer for it.

Do yourself a true favor, and get on Netflix, bittorrent, or parse the clips on Youtube, and watch Elephant In the Room. It’s so fucking funny, you’ll miss Patrice Oneal too. He was the funniest thing ever.

This clip starts at :35 because that’s where the joke starts. The previous 35 seconds are the remains of another joke, and it makes no sense out of context. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqF_9DtVguM

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Mit Iodine

What would Cliff Think?

Lou Reed and Metallica. I agree mit der fuhrer, but from the opposite position. I have very little love for Metallica, and any regard I held for them ended… shit 15 years ago? Whenever they decided they needed hits. Lou Reed will gain a certain amount of new fans, and surely won’t lose any, but… Mo Tucker > Lars Ulrich … and she’s a 70 year old woman.

This video is hilarious. Watch it all the way through. Every second is golden. Funniest Shit Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9LcJwX9dnE

Pretty Much.

How Do We Know The Bible Is Right?

The Bible Says So!

See? That was easy. I’ve had these on my hard drive for awhile, and I am in a very “I don’t give a fuck about youdopia” place right now, so.. here we are. Both of these, and the funnier one that I lost, are from Tumblr.

Nothing’s wrong. I’m just crazy busy and uninspired. Fear not. It’s still the funniest thing ever.

Super funny

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So You’re Mad About Something On The Internet

So True It Will Be The New Bible

We all have done it, and we know people that do it. People can be dicks online. Why? Because people can be dicks online.

Ethics and etiquette aside, this flowchart is one of the funniest things in the world, and I am a man who likes funny flowcharts.. Maybe it’s because I work for a social network with a million people, and I see this all the time. Maybe it’s just because it’s a perfect rubric for social behavior. It’s mob mentality even though you’re alone. Anyway, it’s the funniest shit ever. Dig it.

I believe it originate on Rosscott, Inc. but I found it on Geekologie.

Bear Grylls Reference!

Meta Meme Alert!

You know I love my memes. It’s how I stay young. The Bear Grylls meme has been my favorite for awhile, but Internet Husband came by, all young and hot, and slutty… I couldn’t resist. I ad my dalliance with The Dos Equis Guy, and a tryst with Vengeance Dad (I like them dark)

Internet Husband understands me. It listens. It cares. It makes me laugh, because it’s the Funniest Thing Ever.

PS – I found this on Know Your Meme.

It's worth the small image size for the Pedobear reference.

The Voice In Your Head As You Read This... Shame On You

You Doctor Yet?

Come Back When You Doctor

Memes. I love them. I am a bit shiny shiny ADD, so these little doodles are like an amuse bouche for the mind Dig it.

I don’t like Asian Dad as much as Vengeance Dad, but that’s just because I generally prefer dark humor over racism. Generally. If you like High Expectations Asian Father, there’s a Tumblr with nothing but.

You Blood Test Say You B+, Why You No A+

Therefore All Social Networks Are Hellish. Thank you, Aristotle!

Awesome site

Very Funny

I was led to Someecards.com by seeing their cards all over Tumblr. One of them finally cracked my armored hide, and made me laugh, so I mush share it with the world.

I don’t give a damn about Google +. I deal enough with metrics, marketing, and social networks enough in my day job (which is also my night job). Anyway, they have ecards for almost every occasion, for real, and their site also has a blog that has funny stuff as well. It’s the Funniest thing ever.

Click to visit the original site.

Beware The Time Vulture

It Gets Us All

I have posted funny comics from XKCD before, like this one. When I saw this, I had to post it.