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Oregon (By Default)

This Is Pretty Funny

I’m posting this doodle because it’s Friday evening, I haven’t posted anything today, and I’m busy as hell. It’s ok. It’s funny. My friend Dale (who lives in NYC) sent this to me. He’s a good boy. You might remember him from such posts as Stanley Cup Outcome, and Dale Has Woman Troubles.  He found this map on Funny or Die.

What makes this funny, to me, are the little things. Example? Oregon (by default). The driving distance between LA and San Francisco is another. It’s cute. Enjoy.

This bird isn't fucking around.

This video is from Funny or Die, as you can tell. The guy who made this did an excellent job, and it really is the Funniest Thing Ever. I love this game, as does much of the western world. Boolah boolah.

My God! It's full of stars!

Those silly rapscalions, whippersnappers I call them, from Funny or Die made a humorous commercial parody, Youdopia. I hope you enjoy stoner humor. Don’t understand it, myself. I’m straight edge.

It’s for the Honda Hotbox: The car with zero external emissions. Get it? Yeah, you do, you dirty girl. You’re not fooling me. I know what you like.  You like the Funniest Ever.

Meet Dale Peterson, Youdopia. He is a conservative Republican, running for office in Alabama. This man has made a campaign commercial so over the top, that Chuck Norris called him “too butch.”  His commercial is so…stereotypically Southern, Christian, Manly, Conservative that if you watch the parody made by Funny or Die, you’ll notice it’s not as satirical as the real thing. That’s post modern.

Dale Peterson. The first postmodern redneck, gun toting, immigrant hatin’, cowpoke politician. Next he’ll painting soup cans. Watch both videos and see if you agree that it’s the Craziest Shit Ever.

Who the hell is Duncan Trussel, you ask? Well, Youdopia, he’s a comedian (an example) who drank a six pack of beer and then told the story of the invention of alternating current, and the inspiration, exploitation, and condemnation of Nikola Tesla by Edison, Westinghouse, and Capitalist society.

Crispin Glover plays Edison, and John C. Reilly plays Tesla. The humor is found in the effort of a truly drunk Duncan Trussel trying to maintain enough to tell this fairly complicated narrative. At one point he is throwing up in the bathroom and still telling the story. It’s a bit low brow (i’m not one for gross out humor) but the video as whole is still the funniest shit ever. Enjoy.

I should add that this video is from Funny or Die.

I don’t like Jack Black, but he’s funny in this. This is basically fucking hilarious. Youdopians, watch it and rejoice. This is funny… maybe the funniest shit ever.

My fellow Youdopians, this is a tad lowbrow, but… Gina Gershon is always funny and sexy, and here is no different.  Sarah Palin may be a MILF, but so what? I want to fuck lots of women, Gina Gershon being one of them, and I’m not going to vote for her. McCain lost points with me over this whole deal. It was a smart choice for snatching some Hillary voters, but… I don’t want to Governor of Alaska running the country if/when McCain succumbs to… simply being in his 70′s. Biden could run the country ably, I think. He’s a prick, kind of, but he’s not a dumb one.

You know what? Who cares? Watch the video, giggle a little and realize that 40 something GIna Gershon would be a blast in the sack.