Yes, google. I like nipples.

I don’t know why, Youdopians. I don’t know why.  This is the craziest shit ever. This is how googles sees me? I was supposed to be a writer. Now I’m a repository of nipples and suicides.

nipples	2
cat nipples	1
best nipples	1
basement suicide	1
lolcats

In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have to even wear pants when I’m around…. but… the search terms that people use to get to Youdopia are pretty … unique. Take a gander.  What horrible fetish-laden search string brought you here, dear reader? For shame!