Browsing the archives for the funny tag
I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s [...]
Another legend is gone. George Carlin died last night (Sunday, June 22) of heart failure. I discovered him in the eighth grade, when I stayed home from school and listened to my parents comedy records. I heard Class Clown and things were forever changed. That was my baptism into counter culture/ALT thinking, and I loved [...]
A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, although angelic… was supposed to go to Florida for a really fun time. But.. her boyfriend’s lungfish got sick, and they had to give the lungfish a barium enema. It was spendy, so she couldn’t go on her trip. She did, however, enjoy the local Bug Fair. [...]
Feed Me, Seymour
David Lynch Week: David Lynch On The iPhone
3 Jul, 2008 in Coolest Shit Ever, david lynch week, fnord, humor by Jugdesh O'MalleyAhoy, youdopians! I know I’ve seen this before, but I don’t think I’ve posted it before. It’s just funny because it’s David Lynch.