Thank the Metropator for NPR. I found this hilarious transcript… and accompanying audio recording, of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks from Mr. Haggar himself. Why is this the Funniest Shit Ever? Well, if you’re not familiar with our late president’s personality, reputation, or… churlishness. Youdopia, he makes me proud to be an American.

Let me just say that he burps right into the phone, and uses the terms nuts, and bunghole. This is while he’s in office, by the way. This call was made from the Oval Office. This isn’t some pre or post presidential chit chat. This is official business. Check it out.

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