It's been awhile

I Can Has Lolcat?

Yes, Virgina, You Can Has

It’s been a long time since the last lolcat. It will probably be a long time before my next one.

This Is How God Answers Prayers

It’s been a little while since my last lolcat post. I think I got sick of the meme. This is one is funny, though. I hope you have a great weekend, and enjoy the humor. You can see all the lolcats I’ve posted right here.

I realized something, Youdopia. It’s been awhile since I’ve shown lolcats any love, so I want to show you this video of urban kittehs doing mad stunts, truly lolcat Parkour. Take a break from work, or life, and watch cats do what cats do best… whatever the hell they want. It’s the Craziest Shit Ever.

Lolcat overload, Youdopia. Like eating pixie sticks and glycerin, with a molasses chaser.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope you were able to not work on this Fifth of July. I bring you a message from the infernal majesty of Basement Cat. Please enjoy this sweet lolcat. There is still life in icanhascheezburger, which heartens me. You’d have to have no sense of humor to not like lolcats.

Happy Caturday, Youdopia. Employable kitteh is here to make everything better… or worse if you really are looking for work. Kitties are cute, but they’re sociopaths, so… don’t count on them to make you feel better consistently. Remember, if you were attacked in your home by an intruder, the cat would watch with interest. And yet we dress them up and make them say cute things. Cat humor is darker than one would thin, eh.

Imagine a French cafe at night. A dolorous chanteuse sings an aching melody of ennui. Georges takes another drag of his foul filterless cigarettes, spits on the floor and hisses, “Lolcats? Mérde! Life is one crapulous bowel movement after another until you splat into the grave like a dog’s sick.”   Those wacky Frenchmen don’t get it. Why eat cake when you can has cheezburger?

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope it’s a pleasant one for you. Toward that end I give you a lolcat. Let the humor wash over you and give you a respite from wage slavery. Valhalla beckons.

This lolcat picture is to make up for my last post. For you see,  Youdopia, ours is the middle path, with the occasional wobble, and since the last post was creepy, this one is cute. Humor uber alles, motherfuckers. Eat a cheezburger.

The Ur-Lol site, Icanhascheezburger, where lolcats were born, has refreshed some of its older, and funnier lolcats, in order to make them diggable, facebookable, favorite-able, etc. You know… all those buttons that let you tweet your favorite CNN rape atrocity, or Onion article, or Farmville accomplishment.

Yeah, that. So, Youdopia, here is a lolcat, because humor is the grease on which we slide through hell. Also, locats are easy to post when I’m busy. Now go nom deh purrito, nom nom nom.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I started work this morning, and realized my site was down. Not this one, the one I work for, for my eating money. Not the best way to start the week. I hope yours is better. A little humor from a friendly lolcat should help.