Pride Goeth Before A Lol

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There is great wisdom encased within this precious Lol. Lolcats are the beacon in the night that has befallen us. Let their humor warm your grinchy heart. Laugh with me, Youdopia.

Lolturtles are among my favorite lolcritters, Youdopia. This video is only  a marginally Lol, because that turtle is seriously trying to kick the other turtle’s ass, but it’s still funny. Because they’re turtles. They cleanse the palate after a course of lolcats.

It’s basically a slow motion version of white guys fighting outside a club. “You wanna go? You wanna go?!”

For a lol that’s a little less aggro, visit my lolwhale,  from the other day.

Turtle humor is one of the funniest things ever.

I know I’m pushing it with two Lolmemes in a row, but this picture kind of moved me. Whatever, I know. It’s a whale. But it’s an effective image. Recognize.

There is truth in this webcomic, Youdopia. Dogs are pack animals, hardwired to find their place in the group, and to please. Cats are cats. They’re awesome, but they’ll watch a killer peel your skin like an apple, without so much as a pang of compassion. They are soft and have cold noses, so they win. Lolcats are always a safe bet when I’m too busy to come up with something interesting. Humor is the universal catch-all. This post is one of my favorites re: lolcats.

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Howdy, my Youdopia. Click the image to make the lols legible. Enjoy your lolcats. The humor is not as awesome as one would hope, which is why it is not the Funniest Shit Ever, although it does pack enough of teh cute to post here. Enjoy the doodle.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope you were able to not work on this Fifth of July. I bring you a message from the infernal majesty of Basement Cat. Please enjoy this sweet lolcat. There is still life in icanhascheezburger, which heartens me. You’d have to have no sense of humor to not like lolcats.

Happy Caturday, Youdopia. Employable kitteh is here to make everything better… or worse if you really are looking for work. Kitties are cute, but they’re sociopaths, so… don’t count on them to make you feel better consistently. Remember, if you were attacked in your home by an intruder, the cat would watch with interest. And yet we dress them up and make them say cute things. Cat humor is darker than one would thin, eh.

Imagine a French cafe at night. A dolorous chanteuse sings an aching melody of ennui. Georges takes another drag of his foul filterless cigarettes, spits on the floor and hisses, “Lolcats? Mérde! Life is one crapulous bowel movement after another until you splat into the grave like a dog’s sick.”   Those wacky Frenchmen don’t get it. Why eat cake when you can has cheezburger?

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope it’s a pleasant one for you. Toward that end I give you a lolcat. Let the humor wash over you and give you a respite from wage slavery. Valhalla beckons.

I’m going to reference this one for awhile, youdopia.  I saw it on Very Demotivational, last night, and I had to share it with you. I laughed and laughed and laughed. I hope you share my sense of humor. It’s not that the “poster” is funny, so much as the actual picture of the sign itself. Apparently that octopus if pretty badass if it can tear you in half. Respect the cephalopod. I think it’s the Funnest Shit Ever. I do.

This lolcat picture is to make up for my last post. For you see,  Youdopia, ours is the middle path, with the occasional wobble, and since the last post was creepy, this one is cute. Humor uber alles, motherfuckers. Eat a cheezburger.