Howdy, my Youdopia. Click the image to make the lols legible. Enjoy your lolcats. The humor is not as awesome as one would hope, which is why it is not the Funniest Shit Ever, although it does pack enough of teh cute to post here. Enjoy the doodle.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope you were able to not work on this Fifth of July. I bring you a message from the infernal majesty of Basement Cat. Please enjoy this sweet lolcat. There is still life in icanhascheezburger, which heartens me. You’d have to have no sense of humor to not like lolcats.

Happy Caturday, Youdopia. Employable kitteh is here to make everything better… or worse if you really are looking for work. Kitties are cute, but they’re sociopaths, so… don’t count on them to make you feel better consistently. Remember, if you were attacked in your home by an intruder, the cat would watch with interest. And yet we dress them up and make them say cute things. Cat humor is darker than one would thin, eh.

Imagine a French cafe at night. A dolorous chanteuse sings an aching melody of ennui. Georges takes another drag of his foul filterless cigarettes, spits on the floor and hisses, “Lolcats? Mérde! Life is one crapulous bowel movement after another until you splat into the grave like a dog’s sick.”   Those wacky Frenchmen don’t get it. Why eat cake when you can has cheezburger?

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I hope it’s a pleasant one for you. Toward that end I give you a lolcat. Let the humor wash over you and give you a respite from wage slavery. Valhalla beckons.

I’m going to reference this one for awhile, youdopia.  I saw it on Very Demotivational, last night, and I had to share it with you. I laughed and laughed and laughed. I hope you share my sense of humor. It’s not that the “poster” is funny, so much as the actual picture of the sign itself. Apparently that octopus if pretty badass if it can tear you in half. Respect the cephalopod. I think it’s the Funnest Shit Ever. I do.

This lolcat picture is to make up for my last post. For you see,  Youdopia, ours is the middle path, with the occasional wobble, and since the last post was creepy, this one is cute. Humor uber alles, motherfuckers. Eat a cheezburger.

The Ur-Lol site, Icanhascheezburger, where lolcats were born, has refreshed some of its older, and funnier lolcats, in order to make them diggable, facebookable, favorite-able, etc. You know… all those buttons that let you tweet your favorite CNN rape atrocity, or Onion article, or Farmville accomplishment.

Yeah, that. So, Youdopia, here is a lolcat, because humor is the grease on which we slide through hell. Also, locats are easy to post when I’m busy. Now go nom deh purrito, nom nom nom.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. I started work this morning, and realized my site was down. Not this one, the one I work for, for my eating money. Not the best way to start the week. I hope yours is better. A little humor from a friendly lolcat should help.

Humor hath charms to soothe the savage breast, Youdopia. I have been remiss in my LOLcat updates. So, here’s one.   Let those with eyes see the lesson contained herein. Basement Cat may not appear evil to the senses, but beware. He will whap you just the same if you give him the chance. Yay, verily. Noseth the kitteh with grate caire.

courtesy of Icanhascheezburger

A lolcat for the Sabbath. Peace be with you..dopia.