Browsing the archives for the love tag

Funniest Shit Ever: Modern Toss’ Take On The Economy.

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This is perfection. If this makes you laugh, take a stroll over to Modern Toss, a British ‘umor site that is big on ha ha.
They sell voodoo charms of Alan, The Prince of Mischief, and call their merchandise, “Shitnaks.” They make me laugh and are indeed the Funniest Shit Ever. Aooogah.

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Funniest Shit Ever: The Oatmeal Looks At Minor Differences. Driving vs. Walking

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Kids, swearing is awesome, and you should do it at all times. These comics from The Oatmeal, illustrate how small changes in one’s circumstance can yield large changes in demeanor. Above we have motorists, whereas below we have pedestrians. I see humor in the juxtaposition of these images, because when I drive I am a [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Jon Lajoie Sings Mel Gibson’s Love Song

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“I love you… that’s why I kicked you in face”
This is both topical and hilarious, Youdopia. You may have heard that noted Road Warrior, and asshole, Mel Gibson was recorded going off on his ex wife, recently. It was the usual verbal abuse stuff. “You look like a whore.” and “You’ll get attacked by [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: How To Extend The Life Of Your Razor Blades. It Works

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Youdopia, this is a little off message for this blog, I know. However, this is a testimonial from a believer, Hallelujah, I am saved!
I hate replacing razor blades. They cost a fucking fortune, and I have two women and myself to keep shorn. So when I saw this video, I was intrigued. I followed the [...]

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Sorry For Being Gone. I was busy. Here’s Some Misogyny

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Happy Hump Day, Youdopia. I’m sorry I haven’t been around this week. I’ve been very busy with work, and I’ve also been very very sleeeeepy. Allergies are kicking my ass, and the cure makes me feel awesome sleepy.
So, I promise to resume the daily posts and continue to illuminate the way toward the Funniest Shit [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Robert Anton Wilson Explains Quantum Mechanics And Observer Created Reality

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You can’t have too much of a good thing, Youdopia. This clip is as close to what I can say that I “believe” as I can get on YouTube. Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.

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How Now Sacred Chao? Wow. Here’s Something For Your Students, Brigid.

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I’m smoking weed, listening to Led Zeppelin on my headphones, and looking at porn. It could be 1985.  The funny thing is, the porn is part of my job. I’m promoting it (Hi, Mom.) because I’m awesome at it. The funny thing is the Led Zeppelin and the w33d. It’s the perfect subject for Chaoist [...]

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The Importance Of Being Earnest

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I made a friend today. Her name (here in the floating world) is the Butterfly Temptress, and she’s sweet, funny, kind, and ill. She has stage 4 cervical cancer, and it’s travelled through her lymphatic system throughout her body… including her brain stem. Kiki spent some time online with her yesterday, picking out caskets. When [...]

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