Browsing the archives for the love tag

Star Trek Meme Humor Is The Funniest Thing Ever.

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

I saw this on a friend’s Facebook, and I nicked it. I dig the humor, and a meme is a meme is a meme. You don’t cut funny, especially if it’s the funniest thing ever.

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College Kid Makes PVC Marimba, Mildly Entertains Group Of Peers

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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. The kid is not the coolest, but he wins over the girls with Madonna, and Lady Gaga. He gets some YEAAAHs from the disinterested beer fucks with his Mario Bros theme. No one reacted to Coldplay, which made me smile b/c I don’t like them. It [...]

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Basement Cat Can Always Get You. A Cautionary LOLcat.

in fnord, humor, lolcats

see more Lolcats and funny pictures There is great wisdom encased within this precious Lol. Lolcats are the beacon in the night that has befallen us. Let their humor warm your grinchy heart. Laugh with me, Youdopia.

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The iRetrophone Is The Coolest iPhone Dock Ever. Want.

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I saw this on Laughing Squid this morning, and I fell in love, people of Youdopia. I love the retro charm. I have my great grandfather’s office desk, and this phone would look great on it. It’s another awesome thing that can be found on Etsy. My lovely wife and I love Etsy because it’s [...]

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Best Venn Diagram Ever. The Google Instant List Of Religious Traits

in Doodles, fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

I love this Venn diagram, dear Youdopia.  It seems that Google Instant (the drop down suggestions you get when you enter search terms) also functions as the group mind of humanity (or at least North American humanity) College Humor, of all places, posted this, and I think it’s the Funniest Venn Diagram Ever. Ta da.

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New Photoshop Daycream – Available In Madonna Strength.

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She still looks good for her age, Youdopia. Well, she’s too ropey and sinewy for my taste, but the woman was hot back in the closing days of the muff. Sorry I haven’t posted as much, but I’m very busy with work at the moment. I’ll be back this week, fear not. Thank you, PetaPixel.

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Turtle Fight!

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor, lolcats

Lolturtles are among my favorite lolcritters, Youdopia. This video is only  a marginally Lol, because that turtle is seriously trying to kick the other turtle’s ass, but it’s still funny. Because they’re turtles. They cleanse the palate after a course of lolcats. It’s basically a slow motion version of white guys fighting outside a club. [...]

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Amazing Roman Helmet Discovered With Metal Detector Is The Coolest Shit Ever

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I’ll keep this short, people of Youdopia. An amateur with a metal detector, in Britain, found this incredible 1st Century Roman cavalry helmet, on one of his excursions. It’s a ceremonial piece, not for battle, but it’s from the time of Christ (ish) and it’s gorgeous. The fact that this piece has sat in the [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Modern Toss’ Take On The Economy.

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

This is perfection. If this makes you laugh, take a stroll over to Modern Toss, a British ‘umor site that is big on ha ha. They sell voodoo charms of Alan, The Prince of Mischief, and call their merchandise, “Shitnaks.” They make me laugh and are indeed the Funniest Shit Ever. Aooogah.

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Funniest Shit Ever: The Oatmeal Looks At Minor Differences. Driving vs. Walking

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

Kids, swearing is awesome, and you should do it at all times. These comics from The Oatmeal, illustrate how small changes in one’s circumstance can yield large changes in demeanor. Above we have motorists, whereas below we have pedestrians. I see humor in the juxtaposition of these images, because when I drive I am a [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Jon Lajoie Sings Mel Gibson’s Love Song

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

“I love you… that’s why I kicked you in face” This is both topical and hilarious, Youdopia. You may have heard that noted Road Warrior, and asshole, Mel Gibson was recorded going off on his ex wife, recently. It was the usual verbal abuse stuff. “You look like a whore.” and “You’ll get attacked by [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: How To Extend The Life Of Your Razor Blades. It Works

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Youdopia, this is a little off message for this blog, I know. However, this is a testimonial from a believer, Hallelujah, I am saved! I hate replacing razor blades. They cost a fucking fortune, and I have two women and myself to keep shorn. So when I saw this video, I was intrigued. I followed [...]

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Sorry For Being Gone. I was busy. Here’s Some Misogyny

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

Happy Hump Day, Youdopia. I’m sorry I haven’t been around this week. I’ve been very busy with work, and I’ve also been very very sleeeeepy. Allergies are kicking my ass, and the cure makes me feel awesome sleepy. So, I promise to resume the daily posts and continue to illuminate the way toward the Funniest [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Robert Anton Wilson Explains Quantum Mechanics And Observer Created Reality

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You can’t have too much of a good thing, Youdopia. This clip is as close to what I can say that I “believe” as I can get on YouTube. Om Shanti Shanti Shanti.

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How Now Sacred Chao? Wow. Here’s Something For Your Students, Brigid.

in Doodles, fnord, sadhana and dharma, wisdom

I’m smoking weed, listening to Led Zeppelin on my headphones, and looking at porn. It could be 1985.  The funny thing is, the porn is part of my job. I’m promoting it (Hi, Mom.) because I’m awesome at it. The funny thing is the Led Zeppelin and the w33d. It’s the perfect subject for Chaoist [...]

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The Importance Of Being Earnest

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I made a friend today. Her name (here in the floating world) is the Butterfly Temptress, and she’s sweet, funny, kind, and ill. She has stage 4 cervical cancer, and it’s travelled through her lymphatic system throughout her body… including her brain stem. Kiki spent some time online with her yesterday, picking out caskets. When [...]

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