Geordi Laforge Is Black

I saw this on a friend’s Facebook, and I nicked it. I dig the humor, and a meme is a meme is a meme. You don’t cut funny, especially if it’s the funniest thing ever.

The kid is not the coolest, but he wins over the girls with Madonna, and Lady Gaga. He gets some YEAAAHs from the disinterested beer fucks with his Mario Bros theme. No one reacted to Coldplay, which made me smile b/c I don’t like them. It barely qualifies as the Craziest Thing Ever.

Pride Goeth Before A Lol

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There is great wisdom encased within this precious Lol. Lolcats are the beacon in the night that has befallen us. Let their humor warm your grinchy heart. Laugh with me, Youdopia.

Behold The iRetrophone Classic. Click to visit the page

I saw this on Laughing Squid this morning, and I fell in love, people of Youdopia. I love the retro charm. I have my great grandfather’s office desk, and this phone would look great on it. It’s another awesome thing that can be found on Etsy. My lovely wife and I love Etsy because it’s full of cool stuff like this.  This is the Coolest Thing Ever.

All that's missing is "Why do pagan males all wear goatees"?

I love this Venn diagram, dear Youdopia.  It seems that Google Instant (the drop down suggestions you get when you enter search terms) also functions as the group mind of humanity (or at least North American humanity)

College Humor, of all places, posted this, and I think it’s the Funniest Venn Diagram Ever. Ta da.

She still looks good for her age, Youdopia. Well, she’s too ropey and sinewy for my taste, but the woman was hot back in the closing days of the muff. Sorry I haven’t posted as much, but I’m very busy with work at the moment. I’ll be back this week, fear not.

Thank you, PetaPixel.

Lolturtles are among my favorite lolcritters, Youdopia. This video is only  a marginally Lol, because that turtle is seriously trying to kick the other turtle’s ass, but it’s still funny. Because they’re turtles. They cleanse the palate after a course of lolcats.

It’s basically a slow motion version of white guys fighting outside a club. “You wanna go? You wanna go?!”

For a lol that’s a little less aggro, visit my lolwhale,  from the other day.

Turtle humor is one of the funniest things ever.

I’ll keep this short, people of Youdopia. An amateur with a metal detector, in Britain, found this incredible 1st Century Roman cavalry helmet, on one of his excursions. It’s a ceremonial piece, not for battle, but it’s from the time of Christ (ish) and it’s gorgeous.

The fact that this piece has sat in the ground (how did it get there?) for 2000 years, and looks pristine, is just … awe-inspiring. Archaeology is the Coolest Shit Ever.

This is perfection. If this makes you laugh, take a stroll over to Modern Toss, a British ‘umor site that is big on ha ha.

They sell voodoo charms of Alan, The Prince of Mischief, and call their merchandise, “Shitnaks.” They make me laugh and are indeed the Funniest Shit Ever. Aooogah.

Kids, swearing is awesome, and you should do it at all times. These comics from The Oatmeal, illustrate how small changes in one’s circumstance can yield large changes in demeanor. Above we have motorists, whereas below we have pedestrians. I see humor in the juxtaposition of these images, because when I drive I am a homicidal, axe wielding maniac. When I walk, I am a gentleman. Seeing the absurdity in the difference in the two, makes this the Funniest Shit Ever.

Since you look so nice today, Youdopia, I am including a bonus video of the creator of The Oatmeal (Matthew Inman)  giving a five minute seminar on how to get 5 million people a month to visit your site. You’re welcome.