Well, hi there, stranger. Pardon me if I don’t shake hands, and hide my face behind a rebreather from the paint shop. Youdopia is on High Alert. We don’t want any of that H1N1 Swine Flu round here. Our infrastructure is set up to handle an event of that magnitude. I’m almost out of soda as it is. If you want to track the outbreak of the Swine Flu, you can use this handy dandy apocalyptic Google Map. I found it on The Consumerist, in case you wondered. Craziest Shit Ever? Maybe.