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November 6, 2008

The Mississippi Delta Was Shining Like A National Guitar

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Poor boys and pilgrims with families, and we’re all going to Graceland.

I knew Obama was going to win when his grandma died the night before the election. That’s mythic. When you’re dealing with something this big, you expect mythic actions. President-Elect Obama has the dubious distinction of being an Archetype.  That’s good and bad. On one hand, he’s a virtual demigod, and his name already will live forever. How many children were created on Election night, and how many will be named Barack? Time will tell. That’s the upside.

The downside is that Mr Obama can never live up to the hype. Of course, the last young, vibrant couple who took over the White House and shook things up were the Kennedys.  The Clintons… wolves in sheep’s clothing there. That’s a belabored point, but a valid one. It’s not easy being a manifestation of the Zeitgeist. When the spirit leaves him, he’ll just be a man (Father, Father, why have you forsaken me?), and the collective doesn’t really want a man. The Sun smiled upon George W once, remember? (twice if we’re talking elections) Now he’ll be lucky to get a job in the Garden Center at the Crawford Wal-Mart.

May you live in interesting times. Indeed.

Btw- That creature is still slouching toward Bethlehem.

November 3, 2008

Obama Congratulates McCain… Subliminally Sends Another Message

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Hi, youdopians,

The motivation matters not. I think this is funny.

October 10, 2008

Coolest Shit Ever: How About Michael Palin For President?

Ok, Youdopia, Yes I would fuck Sarah Palin. Hard and rough and leave her with an extreme case of Stockholm Syndrome. But.. instead of having a Hockey Mom run the country, why not a Lumberjack? I prefer Michael Palin. His accent is nicer.

September 26, 2008

Craziest Shit Ever: John McCain Plays David Letterman, Letterman Plays McCain. Couric Wins. Nicely Done.

Hello, youdopia. This will cease to be relevent in moments, but I thought it worth posting. John McCain cancelled on Letterman, to “race back to Washington” because of this economic downturn hysteria, and… well… watch.

August 10, 2008

Chris Rock Introducing Barack Obama For Some Reason

“My opponent will not be able to say that I voted for the war, because I didn’t. He won’t be able to say I gave George Bush the benefit of the doubt, with Iran… because I haven’t.”

I love Barack Obama. I don’t care if he’s full of shit. I don’t care if he is a robot. I don’t care at all. I love how he speaks. Sign me up. I’m a monkey who gets all giggly over oratory and rhetoric. In the primate alpha war that is modern human life (and postmodern)… I’ll show my belly to the better speaker.
Shit will either get better, worse, or stay the same. I like Obama. I like it that his middle name is Hussein. I like it that he’s African American. I like it that he smokes. I like it that he’s in his forties and that he seems to have an awesome wife.

Here’s my guilty progressive confession. I do not like the Clintons. I would have gladly voted for Hillary, that’s fine. She’s not unqualified, and her uterus would only make her an irrational sub human a quarter of the time, and her (male) vice president would, of course, have veto power over any crazy edicts she might spout when the menopause makes her cuh-ray-zee. That’s fine. We’ve had crazy presidents. Kissinger had veto power over Nixon, toward the end, when Dick was drunk (Drunk dick, drunk Dick, drunk Dick) on gin and fevered paranoia.

That’s all fine. The long and short of it is, I like Barack Obama. I do. I haven’t looked to deeply into his record. I used to, but I just don’t have the time do dedicate toward such a pointless (and my vote … and yours.. is pointless) end.

This election will be great. Even if McCain wins, I’ll be fine with it. He’s just conservative. That’s fine. Conservative need not equal crazy, religious, evil, retarded, legacy, ivy league, hateful, vile, worthless, greedy, pedophiliac, strap-on pegging addict. All those adjectives are Bush related. Not even the Republicans want to look like that at the moment.

Anyway. For some reason I have a video of Chris Rock introducing Barack Obama. I found this video, indirectly through Television Sux, a blog written by a man I admire.

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