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Letter To Steve Jobs From Alfred Hoffman (Inventor of LSD).

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DearSteve LSD Has Done Much Good That’s How The Spinning Beachball Came About Silicon Valley is founded on a bedrock of psychedelic drugs. Albert Hoffman, who wrote the above letter at the ripe age of 101, spent years trying to bring the study of LSD back into the realm of “real” science. Ryan Grim scratches [...]

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“White Arrow” Size Of Texas Seen On Titan (Saturn’s Moon).

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What Does It All Mean, Basil? Which way is it pointing? I wish the picture had been taken from a better angle, but I see it. The Cassini Probe has given me many lovely picture posts, like this and this. This arrow shaped cloud is, alas, not directions to the party that the cool kids [...]

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Colored Sugar Water + Transluscent Ants = Coolest Thing Ever

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Hail Ants Mohamed Babu Shot Some Great Photos These images are all over teh interwebs, because they’re so awesome. Photographer Mohamed Babu, of Solent News, created this tableaux of chromatic brilliance, after his wife noticed that, after drinking milk, household ants would turn white. Babu then set up these colored drops of sugar water, and [...]

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Japanese “Dental Training” Robot Is Destined For … Repurposing.

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I’ve been warning humanity of the pending robot revolution, with posts like this, and this. This robot is designed as a practice droid for dental students in (surprise) Japan. She blinks, can turn her head, react to pain, and gag. Who said that? Which one of you just said, “Sounds like the perfect woman. Can [...]

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Craziest Thing Ever – Genetically Modded Cell Emits LASER Light.

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Prepare To Be Assimilated Can Laser Cats Be Far Behind? Science has created a living cell that produces and emits an honest to god laser light. Holy shit, right? I know. The “how” is too complicated for a LOL blogger like myself to explain, so I’ve given you two ways to learn more about our [...]

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Oh Good, We’ve Taught Robots To Sing. Nothing Creepy About That.

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Hey Hey Hey I Feel Fantastic Ok, Teach your robot to sing, but why dress it up and put a wig on it? I bet it looks like the creator’s mother. Eewww. Anyway, I’ve warned of (german) robots who  can lie, and of robots who serve ice cream (but do they serve I man?), but [...]

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Mercury Orbiter MESSENGER Photographs Missing Space Probe Mariner 10 (Also orbiting Mercury).

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NASA has sent a permanent orbiter to the planet Mercury. It’s name is MESSENGER. Every letter of that name means something, like it does in the Kabbalah. Make of that what you will. While zooming around Mercury, mapping the surface, and takingpictures, MESSENGER came across this guy in the image above. That spacecraft is the [...]

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Hatsune Miku In Android Form. Note The Terrifying Shark Eyes Tracking The Butterfly. Bad Robot!

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You might remember an earlier post in which I showed Japanese anime songstress Hatsune Miku, as a hologram, performing live on stage. That was pretty neat, creepy. This is more creepy. It’s not that the video is amazing. It’s just a robot head (I imagine there’s more of her) but her dead shark eyes creep [...]

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Newly Discovered Planet Emits Strange Signal. Coolest SETI Win Ever?

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Gliese is the Word Hail Ants I will keep this short, Youdopia. Apparently (above) received a signal from another planet.  Gliese 581g was recently discovered. The signal may be intelligent. Maybe not. If so, then refer to the picture below. Thank you. I , for one, welcome our alien overlords.

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Dione And Rhea Are Two Of Our Sluttier Moons.

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This is one of those pictures that is a matter of perfect timing. The Cassini probe has again shown what we can accomplish, when we heed our higher natures.  I have shown other super awesome cool images from ’round Saturn way, because they’re breathtaking. This pic is the Coolest Ever, because it’s real, unphotoshopped, or [...]

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Scientists Teach Robots To Lie, See No Downside. Craziest Shit Ever.

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Happy Monday, Youdopia. I am pleased to announce the glorious Robot Revolution is going strong. We have now taught robots how to lie, shortly after teaching them how to feel.  Skynet is sure to follow. Two scientists have published a paper about teaching roots the art of deception. Says Prof. Wagner (one of the writers): [...]

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Scientists Create Powdered Water. Craziest Shit Ever.

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I have seen it all, Youdopia. While I was in attendance at the 240th National Meeting of the American Chemical Society in Boston, Dr Carter from Liverpool presented this mindbending product. It is dry water. It is used to absorb gases (CO2, and methane primarily) and it’s crazy. It’s not just crazy, it’s the Craziest [...]

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The Earth and Moon As Seen From Mercury. Coolest Shit Ever.

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Youdopia, that little doodle is a sweet pic of our little Earth, and our companion moon. It was shot from the orbit of Mercury. There is something so adorable about this simple arrangements of dots. I never knew that I would derive such pleasure from our Messenger probe around Mercury.  I had another beautiful image [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Real, Touchable Holograms. Amazing!

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Brace yourself, nerds. You are now able to feel up Princess Leia as she beseeches General Kenobi for help.  Youdopia, something amazing has happened. The Japanese have developed holograms that you can TOUCH! You realize that the porn industry will be all over this. The image above shows virtual “raindrops” falling on a hand. In [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: A Kid Gets His Loose Tooth Pulled Out By A Rocket. Truly Amazingly Cool.

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This is not for those people with teeth issues, Youdopia. Kiki, don’t watch this. It’s not gross, the kid doesn’t cry, there’s nothing evil or abusive about it. It’s just very, very, boy and if you’re not very very boy, you might want to look elsewhere.  I found this video on the Instructables. What happens [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: Galileo’s Mummified Finger On Display In Florence Museum

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As you know, Youdopia, Galileo was one of the great minds of the Renaissance. What you may not know, and what I certainly did not know, is that Galileo’s fingers, thumb, and a toot of his, are on display. They have been for hundreds of years. Galileo died in 1642, in relative disgrace. He had [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Ikaros Space Probe To Test Solar Sail Propulsion

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Since we, as a country, decided to pussy out of big time space exploration, we have to look to other countries for cool space news. Japan has developed a probe which will use a solar sail to push it through space. Photons have mass, which is why light can be trapped by the gravitational pull [...]

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Craziest Shit Ever: First Image Captured Of Atoms Spinning

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Here’s some cool science news, Youdopia. My years of research have paid off. Finally, people have captured an image of cobalt atoms in spin. That’s crazy. In fact, it’s the craziest shit ever. In fact, not only can scientists view the spin of an atom, but they can also change the spin as well. Quantum [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Russian Scientists Create/Discover A New Element, Ununseptium

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I did it, youdopia. After years of struggle and research, I finally succeeded in blogging about a recently synthesized new element. I present Ununseptium. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Those wily Russkies (we can call them that again, since Putin got all shirtless and uppity) created element 117. One of the awesome things about [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: The Known Universe In Six Minutes

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Knock knock. Who’s There? Infinity. Infinity who? Infinity is pretty amazingly large. My dear Youdopia, one of the blogs I read daily, is The Daily Grail. This little video which is a zippity doo dah tour from Tibet to the edge of the cosmic horizon and back, was posted there. I just nicked it and [...]

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