Browsing the archives for the search terms tag

Craziest Shit Ever: One Stupid Post Skewed My Traffic Forever. Amy Winehouse, You Done Me Wrong

in craziest shit ever, crazy search terms, fnord, humor, wisdom

Hello, Youdopia. Some time ago I wrote a post about the mammaries (or their terminus) of one Winehouse comma Amy. That one post has skewed my traffic to such a point that people searching “Celebrity Nipples” are 90% of my traffic. The very very sad thing is, that I went through 28 pages of search [...]

0 Comments

Yesterday’s Search Terms: The Craziest Shit Ever.

in craziest shit ever, crazy search terms, fnord, Uncategorized

In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have [...]

0 Comments

Today’s Top Search Terms: Pissboys, Tom Waits, And Adam Kadmon

in Coolest Shit Ever, craziest shit ever, crazy search terms, fnord

I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s [...]

2 Comments

My Top Search Terms For Yesterday: I Think It Means I’m Interesting

in craziest shit ever, fnord

I don’t know if any of my blogging brethren ever check their stats, but… maybe you should. I’ve got some interesting search terms topping the list, every day. These are the actual words that people typed into Google (or whoever): “One Charming Motherfucking Pig” (note the quotations) super cool shit st. georgeous craziest shit of [...]

2 Comments