In the words of Theodoric of York, ” I, for one, am baffled.”(This just in. I have the quote right, but the skit wrong. Here is the transcript to the skit I was thinking of) I only have a couple dozen hits a day on Youdopia, so it’s not like I feel like I have to even wear pants when I’m around…. but… the search terms that people use to get to Youdopia are pretty … unique. Take a gander. What horrible fetish-laden search string brought you here, dear reader? For shame!
I kid you not, you can judge a man by his search terms. Women, it’s tits. But men… it’s search terms. By that rubric I am King Fucking King With A Great Big Dong. These are the terms that people actually typed into a search engine, only to be told, “One charming motherfucking pig? That’s this guy. That’s how the Terminator computer that will kill us all thinks of me. Please do note:
I don’t know if any of my blogging brethren ever check their stats, but… maybe you should. I’ve got some interesting search terms topping the list, every day. These are the actual words that people typed into Google (or whoever):
“One Charming Motherfucking Pig” (note the quotations)
super cool shit
st. georgeous
craziest shit of the year
oldest biblical reference
roackabilly (note the misspelling. That means I have that error on my site somewhere. That knowledge would drive some to madness. Not I.)