Youdopia » velociraptor http://www.youdopia.com Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Page, Memes, Humor, Random Wisdom Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:27:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Would You Beat It With Your Own Severed Arm? Would It Keep You Far From Harm? http://www.youdopia.com/2008/09/18/would-you-beat-it-with-your-own-severed-arm-would-it-keep-you-far-from-harm/ http://www.youdopia.com/2008/09/18/would-you-beat-it-with-your-own-severed-arm-would-it-keep-you-far-from-harm/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:01:54 +0000 Mojozoso http://www.youdopia.com/?p=271 StumbleUponTumblrDiggTechnorati FavoritesMore Ways To Share

With economy tanking, the free market corrupted absolutely, elections, et al… I want to provide a means for my dear Youdopians to gauge their readiness. Yes, readiness. Gather your water and dried peas. Air out the tent and find the camping gear, for we may all be heading for the hills. So, in preparation for that final apoalyptic showdown, I ask you to take the following test. The answer will determine your place in line.  “But, Mark. what if I could survive longer than you?”  Good question. That’s heresy. Now you’re dead. Next!

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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