Browsing the archives for the youdopia tag

Youdopia Is Open For Business Again.

in craziest shit ever, fnord, sadhana and dharma

After six weeks of darkness, Youdopia lives again.  My ISP went under, and all their hosted sites (including mine) were frozen. Until my (old) ISP paid their overdue balance, I was powerless to get my site back (with lawyers and money and even then… jesus). After weeks of furious fist pounding and binge drinking, I [...]

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Basement Cat Loves The Work Of Edgar Allen Poe. A Classic Lolcat.

in fnord, humor, lolcats

I know lolcats are old hat, Youdopia, but this one made me smile. Basement Cat has never looked more sated than in this gothic masterpiece. The raven is nevermore. Poor raven. Poe Poe Raven.  At least evil has a sense of humor.

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A Saturday Evening Post: LOLOL Lolcat Time, yo

in fnord, humor, lolcats

see more Lolcats and crime scene pictures My dear Youdopia, I give you a (get ready to laugh) a Saturday Evening Post. Get it? Yeah, sorry. Here is a lolcat. I hope my humor humors your humors.

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Should You Buy An iPad? This Flowchart Will Help You.

in Doodles, fnord, humor

In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you that I bought my wife an iPad, for our anniversary. That aside, Youdopia, this flowchart is 100% correct, and accurate. Cast aside your meaningless scriptures, for I have revealed your new Torah. I found this flowchart in this forum.

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A Lolcat For A Caturday Evening

in fnord, humor, lolcats

Happy Caturday, Youdopia. I offer you humor in the form of this lolcat. All hail icanhascheezburger, and the person who invented the whole lolmeme.

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Buy A Youdopia T-Shirt. Wear My Face On Your Thorax.

in Filthy Lucre, fnord

Greed is good, Youdopia. I have caved in to the pressure, from none of you, and opened a shop. This is a nice little Cafe Press shop, wherein lies the tangible wisdom, and relics from the lost world of Youdopia. Today I am featuring a nice little t-shirt with what will become an iconic image [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Russian Scientists Create/Discover A New Element, Ununseptium

in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord

I did it, youdopia. After years of struggle and research, I finally succeeded in blogging about a recently synthesized new element. I present Ununseptium. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Those wily Russkies (we can call them that again, since Putin got all shirtless and uppity) created element 117. One of the awesome things about [...]

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Ahoy Hoy, Time Travellers. Don’t Jump Through the Wormhole With Out This Poster

in Doodles, fnord, humor

Hello, Youdopia. I came across this T-shirt, poster, whatever you want to call it, on my favorite Led Zeppelin site, Royal Orleans. It is an anthology of all the information you need when you time travel. Tee hee. It’s a nice little piece of humor. Funniest Shit Ever? Nah, but silly and geek and dorky. [...]

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Lolcat: Funny Video Of Cat vs. Dog (Cat wins)

in fnord, humor, lolcats

Happy Monday, Youdopia. Take the gun out of your mouth and look at this pretty video, from our Asian cousins, of a cat beating up a dog. It much fun haha. Enjoy. Humor is a good treatment for Monday. Lolcats make a good chaser. Have fun.

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Failbooking: A Sympathy BJ Does Not A Relationship Make

in fnord, humor, wisdom

see more mildly funny facebook stuff! Hello, Youdopia. I was browsing the site, Failbooking, today, and I found this little ha ha. It’s a chuckle, but not much more. Failbooking is part of the cheezburger empire (as in “I can has”) and I think it’s a sign that the cheezburger is getting cold. Yesterday I [...]

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Archival Lolcat From the Ur-Youdopia. Funny Stuff.

in fnord, humor, lolcats

I almost forgot I started the original Youdopia years ago on Blogspot. If you want to see a higher grade of writing, content, and lols, you can check it out. I had more time, less money, and much more AAAAAHHHHH in my life. But, humor is humor, and a lolcat from 2008 is just as [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: Nano Trek. One Billionth Scale Model Of The Enterprise. Star Trek Tech

in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord

This truly is the Coolest Shit Ever, my dear Youdopia. Since I’m what you call, on the cutting edge, with the hip kids, I bring you news of the 2003 Best Ion Micrograph. Like you, missed the 47th International Conference on Electron Ion and Photon Beam Technology and Nanofabrication Bizarre/Beautiful Micrograph Contest. That image is [...]

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It’s Lolcat Place-Filler Time. (Fanfare)

in humor, lolcats, Uncategorized

I’ve been busy, Youdopia, so I must cheat and drop a lolcat in here. It’s been awhile, so none of you can really be upset (speaking to the millions of fawning readers, from my perch on Olympus). Enjoy the humor.

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The Genius of Ray Charles: What’d I Say. One of the Best Songs Ever.

in fnord, music

There’s not much to say about this song, Youdopia, other than it’s one of the best songs ever performed (in my opnion). This song was recorded live in the studio, on one of the first eight track recorders, back in the late 1950′s. If you can hear the original with headphones, you’ll hear Ray slapping [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Monty Python and the Deadliest Joke In the World Sketch (avec nazis)

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

There’s not that much to say, Youdopia. Either you like Monty Python or you don’t. This sketch is about ten minutes long, so if you don’t like Monty Python I suggest you go read Post Secret or something instead. No blame. I haven’t watched Monty Python in years, but this sketch still makes me laugh. [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: The Kinks. They are a zillion times better than you think.

in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord, music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOnif6BC0kc”

I realized recently that I like the Kinks a great deal. You probably do too, if you think about all the songs of theirs you like. Then add the fifteen more that you knew, but didn’t didn’t know were by them, and then three more that you’ve heard before in commercials (HP’s picture book commercial [...]

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One Of My Favorite Songs: Warren Zevon’s Mr. Bad Example.

in fnord, music, wisdom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGRm_CZBevg”

Youdopia, I want to share one of my favorite songs with you. Mr. Bad Example by Warren Zevon. It is funny, frenetic and fantastic cheesy. The video is from an appearance on Letterman, as if that’s not obvious, but you can hear the original by clicking on the image above. Yes, I love easter eggs. [...]

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Led Zeppelin Playing Going Down South and Black Country Woman Live 6/27/77. Coolest Shit Ever

in fnord, Jimmy Page, Led Zeppelin, music, Uncategorized

Trouble… Trouble’s On My Mind I Just Can’t Keep From Cryin’ It’s been awhile since I’ve done an obscure Led Zeppelin number. This one is a beaut. It’s from the final night of the legendary run at the LA Forum in 1977. I do not like the ’77 tour, but I like the acoustic set [...]

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Coolest Shit Ever: The Known Universe In Six Minutes

in Coolest Shit Ever, fnord, wisdom

Knock knock. Who’s There? Infinity. Infinity who? Infinity is pretty amazingly large. My dear Youdopia, one of the blogs I read daily, is The Daily Grail. This little video which is a zippity doo dah tour from Tibet to the edge of the cosmic horizon and back, was posted there. I just nicked it and [...]

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Funniest Shit Ever: Show Me Your Genitals By Jon Lajoie

in fnord, funniest shit ever, humor

This, is (to me) the Funniest Shit Ever. Hands down. Some of you may find it slightly misogynistic, but it’s really a harangue against rap music, so lighten up, ladies. This was shown to me by my 15 year old dyghtyr, so it has cool cred.  Jon Lajoie is a comedian with tons of funny [...]

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