Let's never fight again.

After six weeks of darkness, Youdopia lives again.  My ISP went under, and all their hosted sites (including mine) were frozen. Until my (old) ISP paid their overdue balance, I was powerless to get my site back (with lawyers and money and even then… jesus). After weeks of furious fist pounding and binge drinking, I finally got my sites released. It was very much like leaving your laptop in your friends car, while you hang out at his house, and his car gets repossessed.

I had fought off junk sickness with a Tumblr, so you can see that I still thought of you.

So now what? Same old same old, I guess. There’s some stuff I missed, like the Pink Floyd reunion a couple weeks back, and I’ll get that up, but other than that, let’s just never speak of this again. Eat your peas before they get cold.

I know lolcats are old hat, Youdopia, but this one made me smile. Basement Cat has never looked more sated than in this gothic masterpiece. The raven is nevermore. Poor raven. Poe Poe Raven.  At least evil has a sense of humor.

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My dear Youdopia, I give you a (get ready to laugh) a Saturday Evening Post. Get it? Yeah, sorry. Here is a lolcat. I hope my humor humors your humors.

In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you that I bought my wife an iPad, for our anniversary. That aside, Youdopia, this flowchart is 100% correct, and accurate. Cast aside your meaningless scriptures, for I have revealed your new Torah.

I found this flowchart in this forum.

Happy Caturday, Youdopia. I offer you humor in the form of this lolcat. All hail icanhascheezburger, and the person who invented the whole lolmeme.

Greed is good, Youdopia. I have caved in to the pressure, from none of you, and opened a shop. This is a nice little Cafe Press shop, wherein lies the tangible wisdom, and relics from the lost world of Youdopia.

Today I am featuring a nice little t-shirt with what will become an iconic image of my face. I drew it in Microsoft Paint with my mouse. It was originally my avatar in Basecamp, but I thought it had a certain something, despite my inability to draw. Call it Youdopian Primitive. It is a totem, a fetish, a talisman for the tallyman.

You can own it for twelve bucks. Take a look through the shop. There are more designs, all of them awful drawings with witty sayings. Epigrams for the New Aeon. Some are clever, some are funny, and some are stupid, just like people.

I hope you like my filthy lucre. I’ve sold some stuff already, and it’s thrilling.

I did it, youdopia. After years of struggle and research, I finally succeeded in blogging about a recently synthesized new element. I present Ununseptium. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? Those wily Russkies (we can call them that again, since Putin got all shirtless and uppity) created element 117. One of the awesome things about it, is that it didn’t instantly disintegrate like it’s shiftless siblings, elements 116 and 118. That’s significant to those who want even more destructive weapons… like the Russkies. Nonetheless, it’s the coolest shit ever, and I still like Russia. Все градом может Русским медведем “. Один день мира будет преклоняться перед купола Кремля.

Hello, Youdopia. I came across this T-shirt, poster, whatever you want to call it, on my favorite Led Zeppelin site, Royal Orleans. It is an anthology of all the information you need when you time travel. Tee hee. It’s a nice little piece of humor. Funniest Shit Ever? Nah, but silly and geek and dorky. Enjoy.

Happy Monday, Youdopia. Take the gun out of your mouth and look at this pretty video, from our Asian cousins, of a cat beating up a dog. It much fun haha. Enjoy. Humor is a good treatment for Monday. Lolcats make a good chaser. Have fun.

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Hello, Youdopia. I was browsing the site, Failbooking, today, and I found this little ha ha. It’s a chuckle, but not much more. Failbooking is part of the cheezburger empire (as in “I can has”) and I think it’s a sign that the cheezburger is getting cold.

Yesterday I posted a lolcat from two years ago, that still makes me smile today. I have a hard time finding lolcats that funny now. I Can Has Cheezburger has jumped the shark, imo. In following the example of the original shark jumper, it is expanding into multiple spinoffs that make Joanie Loves Chachi look like I, Claudius.

Not that all of their sites suck. No, a couple are funny, but many, many, many are teh lame. Sites and bandwidth are cheap. I used to own over ten sites myself. You spread yourself, and your talent too thinly, and… you lose the funny. Lols are a dime a million on teh interwebs, and time passes at lightspeed. No one gets fifteen minutes anymore. You get fifteen seconds, if you’re really lucky and/or you have a well shot and gruesome death.

Ok. I’m griping like an old man, and all I wanted to do was share a small, small, chuckle with the universe.